News that TSA agents at Los Angeles International Airport exposed the breasts of a 17-year-old girl — the grandniece of a US Congressman — brought to mind this comedy routine. It’s not only funny, but also painfully true. Charged with identifying potential terrorists and preventing them from boarding American planes, the TSA does seem to be targeting one particular profile of terrorists: Young, hot babes with big hooters. Seeing as how Al Qaeda has so many sexy, come-hither lookers among its stable of bombers, presumably TSA is doing a bang-up job. Over and out.