The douchebag leftists who run Nickelodeon decided it would be fun to stage a mock election and let kids pick their choice for President after grooving on SpongeBob SquarePants, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Nickelodeon’s more recent cartoon dregs. But lo and behold, these studio honchos were horrified when President Donald Trump won the balloting by 130,000 votes.

How to resolve this catastrophe? The Nickelodeon crew applied scissors to Trump’s vote total, discarding 130,000 of his ballots under the pretense they had been fraudulently cast. The Nickelodeon crew, by fiat — or perhaps with the smarmy approval of a cadre of greyhaired elementary school marms, their feet swabbed in Birkenstocks — then awarded the election to Joe Biden on a margin of 53 percent to 47 percent. The curmudgeonly pedophile Biden received a grand total of 90,00 votes, upstaging the kids’ real favorite — President Trump — who had garnered more than twice as much.

We laugh, but this kind of juvenile, fantasyland thinking will be applied to the 2020 Presidential election. Low-life Democrats are going to cheat every way they can — whether fabricating fake and phony ballots for Biden in key swing, battleground states or having US Post Office employees ditch Trump ballots into a ditch. Their Trump derangement syndrome is so pronounced, they just can’t help themselves. Not so funny, really. A lot of schizoid adults that never achieved maturity. More from The Salty Cracker.