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Hey, Rob Manfred! Stop destroying the only truly American sport left! Get out of Dodge, you low-life Commie moron! More from RazorFist.

P.S.: Remember, do not watch the All-Star Game in Pinko Denver! Let the ratings collapse so low that Manfred has to get a bailout from Beijing!