Category Archives: Croontastic, Dudes

Assaulting Adler

December 4, 2023Croontastic, DudesBoogie Nights, cocaine, Eddie Nash, gays, Guns N' Roses, Jamie Dlux, Jessie's Girl, nightclubs, Odyssey, Paul Thomas Anderson, Rick Springfield, Starwood, Steven AdlerCall Me Stormy

Steven Adler, the original drummer of Guns N’ Roses, tells of his experiences with the band in his autobiography My Appetite for Destruction: Sex, And Drugs, And Guns N’ Roses. The book also deals with Adler’s early introduction to rock and disco in the Los Angeles nightclubs run by the gangster Eddie Nash.

These nightclubs, including the Starwood and Odyssey, were frequented by gays as well as young teens preyed upon by many of these gays. Adler, for one, relates how he was raped.

Here, Jamie Dlux revisits this long-ago milieu. We are introduced to the varied players, nightclub staffers and musicians who partied until dawn at the Nash clubs.

If you’ve seen Paul Thomas Anderson’s film Boogie Nights, the character played by Alfred Molina was said to be inspired by Nash. Nash was at one time one of California’s largest cocaine dealers. In the film, he’s coked out of his mind, dancing around in a robe and Speedos to Rick Springfield’s “Jessie’s Girl.”

And here, Alfred Molina gets cut short while enjoying a post-midnight boogie.

Climate Junkies Assail Opera

December 4, 2023Croontastic, DudesBreitbart, climate protesters, extinction rebellion, leftists, Metropolitan Opera, New York CityCall Me Stormy

People booed, screamed at and eventually booted out climate protesters from Extinction Rebellion after the activists repeatedly disrupted the Met Opera during opening night using signs, chants and by yelling during the performance.

“Do you know people spend hundreds of thousands to come here?!” one man screamed at a protester being dragged from the venue. Here’s more on the leftist hilarity from Breitbart.

Walk Like Joe Biden

November 28, 2023Croontastic, DudesThe Bangles, ThinkLikeACop, Walk Like An Egyptian, Walk Like Joe BidenCall Me Stormy

The Bangles’ Walk Like An Egyptian gets a makeover in this new parody featuring the miracle man who generated 81 million votes! Here’s more from ThinkLikeACop.

Turdstock ’23

November 23, 2023Croontastic, DudesBruce Springsteen, Catturd, Cher, Jeffrey Steele, Larry Gatlin Jr., Nashville, patriotic music, President Donald Trump, Turdstock 23, WoodstockCall Me Stormy

So you’ve ravaged your Thanksgiving turkey, dressing, mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie, and you’re settling in for a slow-moving afternoon or quiet evening. You’ve got time on your hands, time to check out Turdstock ’23, contemporary Nashville’s answer to Woodstock.

It’s not quite a three- or four-day gig, but the show brings together nearly four hours of music by some of Nashville’s most energetic — and patriotic –performers. These are the entertainers who aren’t threatening to join Bruce Springsteen and Cher overseas, but instead, they’re advocating the re-election of President Donald Trump to clean up the Democrats’ dirty, corrupt and pedophile-laden government.

John Rich organized Turdstock and leads off the event, alongside Big Kenny. They’re joined by a welter of talented singers, musicians and song writers, among them, Jeffrey Steele, Larry Gatlin Jr., Carmen Thompson and the notorious Catturd. There’s enough music here, you can return for seconds on Friday, and roll it out again all weekend.

Ain’t No Rock And Roll

November 12, 2023Croontastic, DudesAin't No Rock and Roll, Brad Skistimas, Five Times August, rock music, sellouts, shillsCall Me Stormy

A new song from Five Times August, Brad Skistimas’ one-man group behind the covid hit song “Sad Little Man.” Here, Five Times August rolls over the many sellouts and shills, from Madonna to Neil Young, among the rock music illuminati.

Devil’s Lullaby

November 6, 2023Croontastic, DudesDevil's Lullaby, Keira Vensel, Ohio, original song, Resistance ChicksCall Me Stormy

Here’s an original song by Ohio-based violinist and vocalist Keira Vensel. The song is shared by the Resistance Chicks, also from southern Ohio.

Who Raped Jani Lane?

October 28, 2023Croontastic, DudesBobbie Brown, Cherry Pie, Fox News, heavy metal, Jamie Dlux, warrantCall Me Stormy

Jani Lane’s ex wife Bobbie Brown claims the Warrant frontman was drugged and raped by a heavy metal musician and their manager early in his career. The model, who appeared in the video for Warrant’s 1990 hit single Cherry Pie, spoke with Fox News about her new book Cherry On Top: Flirty, Forty-Something, And Funny As F**k. Here’s more from Jamie Dlux.

Jab Me Two Times

October 25, 2023Croontastic, DudesCovid-19, Jab Me Two Times, pandemic, parody songs, The Boatrawker, The Doors, vaccinesCall Me Stormy

Here’s a jabtastic parody song reinventing The Doors’ “Love Me Two Times.” It’s a Mortician’s Mix from The Gores. Make sure to stay up to date on your shots! Here’s more from The Boatrawker.

Sprayin’ The Sky

October 19, 2023Croontastic, Dudesaluminum, barium, Boatrawker, chemtrails, Greta Thunberg, Jeff Allan, Sprayin' The SkiesCall Me Stormy

Jeff Allan channels the Bee Gees in a new song about chemtrails. Will Greta Thunberg approve? More from The Boatrawker.

The Government Can

October 18, 2023Croontastic, Dudesclimate change, fees, free college, government demands, government encroachment, mortgages, parody songs, taxation, Tim Hawkins, Uncle SamCall Me Stormy

Hard to believe, but Tim Hawkins’ song is now 14 years old. But like a good wine, it has only gotten better and more relevant with the passage of time.