The First 100 Days

President Biden’s First 100 Days speech experienced more than a few technical difficulties in this strongly produced parody from The United Spot. Watch as the “Three Stooges” of politics–Biden, VP Kamala Harris and Speaker Nancy Pelosi–wallow in their confusion and insecurities in this performance on the lighter side of life.

Says Biden at one point, “Is it breaktime yet, I need  a snack and a nap. My knees are about to give out.” Harris counters with, “My knees never give out.” And Pelosi’s retort: “Kamala, your knees should be in the Guinness Book of World Records.”

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Brrr! -135.8 Below Zero!

It was recently revealed that the coldest moment ever recorded on Earth occurred in 2010 in East Anarctica, when the temperature dipped to an agonizing -135.8 below zero, shattering the old mark of -128.6 in Vostok, Antarctica. Only one problem: The number was measured by a weather satellite, which apparently doesn’t fly with organizations such as the Guinness Book of World Records and The World Meteorological Organization. Says Elliott Morgan of SourceFed, “Those uppity groups require thermometer measurements for authentication.” Join Morgan and co-host Joe Bereta as they review the coldest thermometer readings across the globe.

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