In this official training video for the People’s Liberation Army, Chinese soldiers are taught how to cripple U.S. soldiers by just shouting the wrong pronouns at them. Very effective! More from The Babylon Bee.
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9 Upsides To Socialism
Socialism isn’t ALL bad. Here are 9 upsides you might not have considered. More from The Babylon Bee.
Pfizer: The Collapse Is On!
Pfizer calls a press conference to discuss alleged collapses on the part of those taking the vaccines. More from The Babylon Bee.
California Fleein’
What do 4 handsome guys gotta do to flee California? In this parody of The Beach Boys’ California Dreamin’ – itself a totally tubular cover of The Mamas & the Papas – the Bee Boys sing of Cali’s legendary brown streets, iconic muggings, and world-famous traffic. More from The Babylon Bee.
In a clear case of fascinating timing. The United Spot also released its own Mamas and the Papas parody on Tuesday, the exact same day as The Babylon Bee. The United Spot gives us four Democratic leaders — Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, Gavin Newsom and Maxine Waters — walking the shit-stained streets of leftist California. Their parody is called Californians Leaving.
This Is Your Leader?
The aliens of planet Argonian V sent an emissary to contact Earth, and he immediately said, “Take me to your leader.” But even his advanced intelligence couldn’t figure out what Joe Biden was saying. Sad. Not good! More from The Babylon Bee.
He’s Saved Billions Of Lives
Meet Carlos Renaldo, Jr. Experts believe he has saved over 3.8 billion lives by heroically wearing a mask alone while in the car. Is he a hero – or a superhero? You decide. More from The Babylon Bee.
AR-15 Stands Trial For Murder
There has been a murder. And the clear suspect is this AR-15, which shot the victim all by itself. Will justice be served? More from The Babylon Bee.
Satan Backs Off From Grammys
Satan loves when people worship him, but he wants a little more creativity and a little less cringe. In this press conference, the Prince of Darkness slams Sam Smith’s performance at the Grammy awards. More from The Babylon Bee.
LOOKIT MEE! LOOKIT MEE!!! OYM DA DEVOO!!!! Hey, it’s Sam Smith and his “super-edgy” Grammy performance. More from FreedomToons.
TL; DR Edition Of The Bible
With The TL;DR (Too Long; Didn’t Read) Edition of the Bible, you can forget about reading through The Bible in a year — now you can read through The Bible in about five minutes! More from The Babylon Bee.
Hen Surpasses Elon Musk
This local hen, Olga Cluckington, recently laid yet another egg, pushing her to the coveted status of highest net worth in the world. She’s even more valuable than Elon Musk. More from The Babylon Bee.
