Tag Archives: The NPCs

Waves To Drive You Crazy

Amazing Polly receives a letter from a biochemical researcher that points to CIA involvement in using EMF — or electrical and magnetic fields — to drive people crazy or even produce serial killers. This informant, who is not named to protect their identity, draws upon the groundbreaking research of the late W. Ross Adey, an Australian by birth who did most of his research in the United States. Adey died earlier this year after a long battle against bronchial disease.

These EMF signals don’t need to be powerful. They can be transmitted as simply as using mobile cell phones. Yet the signals can still have powerful effects. People can become killers, or numb, lethargic NPCs (non-player characters).

The Russians first explored some of these properties by bombarding the US embassy in Moscow with EMF impulses. Later, we saw the Cuban variation — the Havana Syndrome. The informant tells Amazing Polly to look into the Pandora Project, saying it has been reactivated by the CIA in 2019.

Barbasol Shave: Smokin’

Watch Barbasol’s commercial for its shaving cream. We have used Barbasol for several years now and have always found it far superior to Gillette. Now, we’re even more sold on Barbasol. We not only plan to use it the rest of our lives. We’ll be singing its praise — in public.

Gillette, as far as we’re concerned, is dead — forever. We don’t plan to buy it again or support Procter & Gamble after the snide comments of its CEO David S. Taylor. Screw the pooch, you arrogant jackass!

On Louder with Crowder, WWE’s A.J. Styles debunks the notion of “toxic masculinity” presented in the Gillette commercial. The wrestling legend gets real about manhood, how Gillette’s ad completely misunderstood men, and the best way to handle bullies.

The NPCs support Gillette’s fight to outlaw toxic masculinity, but how will they respond when they get their own rude comeuppance?

Hunter Avallone has some fun lampooning the commercial. When a company misses the mark as widely as Gillette, it deserves an avalanche of criticism.

Mr. Reagan created a parody of the Gillette ad, incorporating the Leftist propaganda generated by Native drummer Nathan Phillips and his foaming-at-the-mouth Black Hebrew Israelite allies.  Where do Leftists find these groups?

Finally, Ezra Levant of The Rebel.media reports: After their advertisement attacking masculinity, I’ve decided to stop buying Gillette razors. He says, “I honestly haven’t thought about what kind of razor I used in decades. Not since the last century. But then I saw that now infamous ad by Gillette pop up on Twitter. It’s less than two minutes long, but that’s still very long for an ad, in an era of 30-second or even 5-second ads.

“This ad (or “short film,” as Gillette calls it) was directed by a young feminist woman named Kim Gehrig. Imagine having a middle aged male direct an ad for tampons. Why would you do that? Unless you were doing that for a very special reason, on purpose — and the purpose wasn’t to sell razors…”