Call Me Stormy

Finding righteous currents in turbulent times

Stabbed In The Neck

Spencer Pratt — yes, that guy from The Hills — lost his $3.8 million Palisades home in the Los Angeles wildfires and decided to run for mayor against the people who let it happen. He’s crushing debates, winning 88% of post-debate polls, and making the best political content on the internet.

Then there’s the arsonist who started the Palisades fire: A Luigi Mangione superfan who Googled “how to start a forest fire” before torching a city. Bridget Phetasy breaks down the most American story of 2026 and asks the obvious question: How do you look at Los Angeles right now and vote for more of the same? Here’s Phetasy with a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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