Call Me Stormy

Finding righteous currents in turbulent times

Muslim Wives Now On the Menu

Sheik Abdul Aziz broke the news recently that Muslims are now allowed to kill and eat their wives under very specific circumstances. The declaration has taken many aback, including Wild Bill, who says, “As a Christian I really have to admit that I don’t understand the way you guys treat your wives. See, God commands Christians to love their wives so much that we would lay down our lives for them.” Tune in to this edition of Wild Bill for American to listen to Wild Bill’s litany of civility.

ARVE error: need id and provider

Single Post Navigation

Leave a Reply

Discover more from Call Me Stormy

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading