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The Progressive Liberal

Looks like the WWE is slipping. How could the greatest conference in wrestling be more dumb-witted and slow on the uptake than Appalachian Mountain Wrestling, the small regional conference servicing the hills of Eastern Kentucky?  That’s right, you’ve got to watch the matches of the AMW to see wrestling’s newest heel, the most arrogant and effete villain — “The Progressive Liberal.”

In his own words, Dan Richards, The Progressive Liberal notes, “I say ‘character,’ but I do lean far left. So it’s not like I’m pretending to be something I’m not. I’m just turning it up. I hear Trump chants everywhere I go now, as soon as I walk out…”

“I still wear my Hillary shirt because my sentiment is, well, the election is rigged. It was rigged, after all. Trump would always say it and yeah, he knew it.”

Watch this rat here in his Corbin, Ky., match and you’ll realize The Progressive Liberal could become the next Iron Sheik — a villain so bad you’ll want to root him on, so his downfall will be all the harder.

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