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The Wrong Hill To Die On

Bridget Phetasy went and saw Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey this weekend and has a confession to make — she loved it. Zero pee breaks in a nearly three-hour movie. That’s the highest rating she can give.

She breaks down why the culture war around the casting is an idiotic hill to die on, and why the actual controversy nobody’s talking about is 70mm IMAX privilege. That’s what’s really pissing off the white dudes. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Hollywood Dummy Speaks

Anne Hathaway, the deluded star from The Odyssey, rips into straight, white men in a dumb speech she gave back in 2018.

Following the success of the film, the speech has resurfaced on the Internet, generating widespread controversy.

How can Hollywood continue to offend and piss off half its audience. Will these clucking leftists ever learn? Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Doomsday For Hollywood

California keeps adding new tax credits for film shoots, but production continues to plummet.

Are we on the cusp of witnessing doomsday for Hollywood? How will the Warner Brothers and Paramount merger affect the scene? Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

 

Dirty Dancing: A Mistake?

Dirty Dancing was a huge hit when it came out. Everyone remembers the fun and the dancing. It also has a botched, back-alley abortion, a 25-year-old male prostitute dancing with a 17-year-old, and a dad who was completely right the whole time.

Bridget Phetasy rewatches the 1987 classic and breaks down why the movie is genuinely insane, why nobody noticed because there was dancing, and why the only reason it became legendary is that the Lift at the end made everyone forget everything else. Nobody remembers the abortion. Here’s more from Phetasy’s latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Gamers Are So Mean

Video gamers have long memories. And they hold grudges — often for decades.

Everything Sony PlayStation posts on social media is getting massively trolled by gamers because of their announcement that they would be ending physical discs.

Even the new Wolverine trailer is getting ratioed and trolled. Sorry, Sony. This is NOT going to blow over. Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

Supergirl’s Biggest Fan

Supergirl has landed and it’s tanking harder than Snow White. SugarTits and I don’t really have a dog in this fight — superhero movies aren’t exactly our thing — but what we do love is a spectacular internet slap fight. And Rachel Leishman, Supergirl’s self-proclaimed biggest fan and feminist writer for The Mary Sue, has delivered one for the ages.

Rachel sat down with the Supergirl cast to talk about messy girls, cat ownership, and girl power — and SugarTits and I reacted accordingly. But the real entertainment started when Yellow Flash — one of the anti-woke YouTube commentators Rachel had previously called a misogynistic chud in a Mary Sue article — decided to respond to her glowing Supergirl reviews in his own special way. What followed was one of the most savage Twitter exchanges we’ve witnessed all year.

We’re not endorsing any of it. We’re just observers. Very entertained observers.Also — the movie tanked. Obviously.

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Disney Belly-Flops Again!

Disney’s live-action Moana remake starring Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is bombing at the box office and is set to lose over $100 million.

Why do they keep doing this? Haven’t they learned anything from the string of disasters they have released since Snow White? Let’s talk about it. Here’s more from Amala Ekpunobi.

Microsoft Is Doomed

The video game world continues to disintegrate. Id, the software company behind the games Doom and Quake, laid off half its workforce. Based in Richardson, Texas, Id let go of 136 employees.

Meanwhile, Asha Sharma, the CEO of Microsoft’s Xbox Division, has come under fire for letting go of close to 5,000 American workers. At the same time ghe did so, Sharma brought back 2,273 foreign replacements. The foreign replacements are H-1B visa employees, many from India. Here’s more from Clownfish TV.

Hollywood Soul Snatching!

Personal message: We need to talk!

Democrats are not well and a danger to society! Hollywood soul snatching right before our eyes!

My new security team! Narcissist epidemic., Here’s more from McAllister TV.

Everyone Hates It But Me

Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey hasn’t even come out yet and it’s already the most disliked Hollywood trailer since Snow White.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the casting controversy, why Elon rage-tweeting about a movie he hasn’t seen is just as annoying as woke casting, and why the script is a downstream effect of the collapsing literacy rates of our youth. Here’s more from Bridget in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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