Harambe Died for Your Sins
May 28th, 2019 marks the three-year anniversary of the assassination of the archduke Harambe by the probably-Antifa zookeepers of Cincinnati. At the time, none of us could understand why we’d been robbed of staggering an intellect and so incomparable a hero – and for some time after, the same.
But then…
Donald Trump took America by storm in 2016, surfing a righteous populist wave over beef carcasses and sniffing enthusiasts; In 2017 the Mainstream/Legacy Media died; In 2018, the Democrats began to fall apart; and now, in 2019, the GEOTUS – as if powered by some spiritual mega-reactor (hint: Harambe) – is poised to finally drop the holiest Counterstrike of Righteousness this planet has ever seen.
RIP, brother – Gone but not forgotten, and not even gone. D**ks out for Harambe…
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