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A113: Secret Pedovore Code

Everywhere you look in cartoons, you’ll see the number A113. Hollywood claims it’s an inside joke. It began with graduates from California Institute of the Arts, including Brad Bird, John Lasseter and Tim Burton. Supposedly this was a classroom commonly used by graphic design and cartooning students on that campus.

But patriots now charge that’s a lame excuse. In actuality, they say, A113 is shorthand for adrenochrome, the chemical compound that pedovores extract from the glands of murdered children. If this is the case, it renders much of the output of Pixar as derelict and deviant, along with Family Guy, The Simpsons, American Dad and many Disney films, among them Lilo & Stitch and Guardians of the Galaxy.

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