Worst Governor’s Race Ever
In California, we have Fanf Fang’s farting boyfriend, Eric Swalwell, facing off against the evil Soccer Mom, Katie Porter, to see which one of these two vicious Democrats will be the next Governor.
Whoever wins will replace Gavin Newsom, who cannot seek another term after having served the maximum of two terms since 2019. The election takes place Nov. 3, 2026.
It’s shaping up to be an even bigger dumpster fire than we could have ever imagined. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.
