Fang Fang’s Farting Boyfriend!
FARTY FANG FANG Eric Swalwell is officially out of California’s gubernatorial race thanks to an ONSLAUGHT of harassment and sexual misconduct allegations.
Let’s talk about it! Here’s more from Brett Cooper.
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Melania Trump Now Activated
First Lady Melania Trump has been activated. She calls out the fake news and others tarnishing her reputation by linking her to Jeffrey Epstein.
Fly Eagle Fly. The U.S. Secret Service used the moniker “Eagle” as the codename for a former U.S. president — Bill Clinton. How can he now fly?
We always knew U.S. Rep. Eric Swalwell was a major scumbag, going back to his days with the Chinese spy Fang Fang. Now, he’s embroiled in a series of scandalous charges involving sexual assaults on former female staffers. Democrats want him to pull out of the race for California governor, but Swalwell vows to press ahead.
Maximum pressure is now being brought to bear down on the Deep State. Will we see the Trump card played? Pray! Here’s more from And We Know.
Swalwell Campaign Crashing!
Swalwell Polls CRASH after Creepy Scandal Explodes! (SWALWELL BUSTED in his race for California governor!)
Minnesota FROZEN out of HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS in Medicaid Fraud Lawsuit VICTORY! (LEGAL VICTORY!)
Illegal-Loving Judge Hannah Dugan CRUSHED in Desperate Attempt to Escape Justice! (JUDGE LOSES!)
Here’s more from Robert Gouveia on Watching The Watchers.
Does Prison Await Swalwell?
While appearing on CNN, U.S. Rep. Eric Swalwell — the California Democrat now running for governor — finds out he might instead be going to prison.
Swalwell can cry all he wants about the U.S. Department of Justice and the FBI being “weaponized” against him. The Justice Department didn’t set up Swalwell’s hot romance with a Chinese spy.
That was Swalwell’s own doing. If there’s a price to be paid, it’s on his head. Here’s more from the Liberal Hivemind.
Small Well
Was Pam Bondi fired for tipping off Eric Swalwell about the pending FBI file dump?
Why would she do that? Did she have return favors she was seeking? Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
Worst Governor’s Race Ever
In California, we have Fanf Fang’s farting boyfriend, Eric Swalwell, facing off against the evil Soccer Mom, Katie Porter, to see which one of these two vicious Democrats will be the next Governor.
Whoever wins will replace Gavin Newsom, who cannot seek another term after having served the maximum of two terms since 2019. The election takes place Nov. 3, 2026.
It’s shaping up to be an even bigger dumpster fire than we could have ever imagined. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.
Sir Fang Fang Vows Revenge
U.S. Rep. Eric Swalwell, the California Democrat who made a habit out of sleeping with accused Communist Chinese spy Fang Fang, is now vowing revenge against Americans who cooperate with President Donald Trump.
Swalwell says the Democrats will win in 2026, and will immediately turn out those companies and individuals who have aided Trump. Our advice to ‘Fang Fang’ Swalwell: Shove it up your ass, you worthless putz! We’re just glad he got kicked off the House Intelligence Committee, so he can’t blather to spies anymore! Here’s more from Drew Hernandez on The Gateway Pundit.
Drone Shot Down
With an obvious nod to Flash Gordon, incoming President Donald Trump, the savior of the Universe, shoots down Chinese drones dogging the American countryside. Meanwhile, will Eric Swalwell win over the heart of the lovely Fang Fang? Here’s more from The United Spot in an episode promising “more to come.”
Broke Him
Commie Democrats flip out over the new rash of memes showing Haitians stalking or eating pets. These memes arise from the situation in Springfield, Ohio, where the Joe Biden-Kamala Harris administration has turned loose some 20,000 Haitian refugees in a small town outside Dayton.
Some residents now say the refugees have been frying up stray cats as well as ducks they lampooned down by a lake in a city park. U.S. Rep. Eric Swallwell, the pugnacious California Democrat, is losing his barnacles over these memes. Swallwell distinguished himself with his random farting while doing press interviews. He also sucked up with a reputed Chinese Communist spy — Christine Fang, sometimes known as Fang Fang.
The left claims that residents are just making up this stuff about the Haitians, but Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine doesn’t think so. He’s sending State Troopers and some $2.5 million in state funds to upgrade the health and public safety of Springfield’s residents. “These dramatic surges (in illegal immigration) impact every citizen of the community, every citizen,” DeWine said. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
