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Know Your Monster: 9

GODZILLA

Godzilla was not only the first, but also the most enduring of all the Kaiju, or Japanese movie monsters. In truth, he wasn’t the first. The Japanese did create a King Kong knock-off  way back in the 1930s. But the difference is Godzilla had staying power. He has appeared in nearly 30 features since ripping down his first electrical transmission wires and hurling his first cars in 1954.

A nuclear mutant, Godzilla often is seen as a metaphor for the Atomic Age. But some analysts also believe he stands as a symbol of Japan’s evolving relationship with the United States — first, icy-cold and hostile, and then later, warm and fuzzy. Likewise, Godzilla, ravaged Tokyo and surroundings in his early forays from Monster Island but has been more likely to defend Earth from alien invaders in recent times.

Godzilla goes by many different names. In Japan, he is known as Gojira — combining the Japanese words for gorilla (“gorira”) and whale (“kujira”). But he often is referred to as the King of the Monsters, the Big G or a host of other nicknames.

Although his appearance has evolved along with his persona, some of his distinguishing  traits have remained constant. His roar, for instance, is unmistakable, as well as the withering heat ray, or “atomic breath,” he uses to blast enemies. He’s a gritty fighter, and has proven practically invincible, withstanding not only brutal beat-downs but also extremes of hot and cold, including submersion in magma and being buried in ice. His eyes might be beady, but he’s brainy — the smartest and most resourceful of the monsters, allowing him to outwit his few, more physically endowed challengers.

We’re not going to chronicle the 28 Godzilla films because there’s so many of them and they only represent a small facet of his fame. He has appeared in both Marvel and Dark Horse comic books, in novels, video games and several TV series. To understand his broad cultural significance, read William M. Tsutsui’s marvelous paean Godzilla On My Mind: Fifty Years of the King of the Monsters, published in 2004.

Godzilla’s original 1954 roar.

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A nice compilation of killer Godzilla moves, mostly from Godzilla Vs. King Ghidorah (1991).

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Tomorrow’s featured monster: Gorosaurus

Know Your Monster: 8

GIGAN

A cyborg from outer space, Gigan was the first robotic monster to square off against Godzilla. He’s also among the more fearsome looking and lethal of Godzilla’s opponents — the first ever to draw blood from the Big Guy. Gigan is practically a walking stiletto — with hooks in place of  hands and feet, and a spinning buzzsaw protruding from his stomach. Sometimes, these accessories get embellished. For instance, the hooks can morph into explosive-tipped blades or even chainsaws. In at least one instance, he’s got a swiveling laser gun mounted on his forehead.

He also can send his foes reeling by battering them at supersonic speeds. It’s said he can travel up to Mach 400 while encased in a diamond-shaped shuttle in space. Even after entering the Earth’s atmosphere, Gigan can fly at blazing speeds.

It comes as no surprise, then, that he has attracted a legion of hardcore fans. But the fact remains: Gigan is a loser. No matter how many times he seems just about to overpower Godzilla, in the end, Gigan always get whipped, always retreats back into space nursing his wounds, regrouping to fight again another day.

Another black mark against Gigan: His screen appearances have come in some of the tackiest Godzilla movies of all time. For instance, in Godzilla Vs. Gigan, the 1972 film where this space cyborg first rears his ugly mug, the Godzilla suit is visibly worn and tattered, literally falling apart by the final reel. In my book, Gigan’s overrated, but many fanboys would certainly take issue with that statement.

 Here’s the original Godzilla Vs. Gigan trailer. The one big plus for the picture: Besides the two titled monsters, the three-headed King Ghidorah and Anguirus are also on the rampage, so the Battle Royales get fierce.

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Tomorrow’s featured monster: Godzilla

Tarantula

All this month, we’re saluting the Kaiju, the giant monster movies of Japan. In case you’re thinking we’re unpatriotic, today’s Trillion Dollar Movie is the all-American-made Tarantula. This 1955 release from Universal Pictures wasn’t the first big bug thriller to come out of Hollywood. That honor belongs to Them!, the 1954 Warner Brothers’ hit that turned loose an army of giant, atomic-mutated ants in the deserts of New Mexico.

Tarantula lifted the same premise — oversized insects running amok in the desert — but gave it a different spin. The ginormous arachnid is the byproduct of a misfired scientific experiment with an altruistic goal. At a secret lab outside an Arizona town, researchers have been injecting animals with a nutrient serum in hopes of solving world hunger. With the serum coursing through their veins, the animals transform into king-sized grubsteaks. It’s never explained why the experiments involve creatures like tarantulas and rats instead of cows and chickens, but hey, why spoil the movie-making magic by insisting upon any adherence to standards of realism?

Tarantula has a few slow stretches and also asks us to buy the silly notion that a country doctor (John Agar) and his hot-looking girlfriend (Mara Corday) are best-equipped to stop the spider menace. It’s also funny how, even after it swells up to the size of a barn, no one ever seems to spot the tarantula on the prowl as it devours a pen full of horses and begins to feast upon human prey.  These inconsistencies aside, this is one chilling creepy crawler spectacle, with top-flight special effects and dramatic shading by director Jack Arnold, who also gave us the Black Lagoon Creature movies as well as The Incredible Shrinking Man. As an added bonus, an uncredited and quite young Clint Eastwood appears as one of the fighter pilots assigned to blitzkrieg the rampaging beast.

Enjoy, and do return again next Friday for another Trillion $ Movie.

Know Your Monster: 7

GAPPA

The Gappa are beaked bird-lizards –seemingly from a monster genus close to Rodan’s — who inhabit the volcanic Obelisk Island in the South Seas. There, they are worshiped by a primitive tribe, and, in return, protect the natives. This harmonious codependency ends after the brusque publisher of Playmate Magazine sends an expedition to the island in search of exotic animals for a new resort zoo. The leader of the expedition finds a Gappa egg in a forbidden cavern, and pirates the baby off to Tokyo.

All hell breaks loose after the Gappa parents discover the theft. They stamp out the native village, a prelude to the havoc they will wreak on Tokyo and surrounding cities as they come flying in tandem to retrieve their precious spawn.

Gappa, the Triphibian Monster, released in 1967, was the first and only Kaiju film produced by the Nikkatsu Corp., coming out immediately before the studio retooled itself as softcore porn specialists. In the United States, a dubbed version of the original movie, minus a few theme songs, was released as Monster from a Prehistoric Planet. Although Nikkatsu abandoned making monster movies, the gangly Gappa survived, and have made several screen appearances. They have few distinguishing traits, except they can emit a destructive blue ray, much like Godzilla’s spiral ray.

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Tomorrow’s featured monster: Gigan

Know Your Monster: 6

GAMERA

After Toho Studios earned breakout success with Godzilla, the rival Daiei Motion Picture Co., fired back by introducing its own movie monster — the giant turtle Gamera. Actually, Gamera is like no turtle known to man. Besides boasting the ability to fly using spinning jet turbines, Gamera can stand upright in the heat of battle. He also has large, protruding tusks and a mouth full of sharp teeth — physical characteristics unseen in turtles since prehistoric times. In addition, Gamera can breath fire — a byproduct of ingesting a steady diet of petroleum.

Much like Godzilla, Gamera is a nuclear freak  released from suspended animation in the Arctic ice over Alaska after a Russian plane intercepted by American fighter jets drops its payload — an atomic bomb. The re-emergence of the creature fulfills an Eskimo legend about a mythic turtle monster their tribe has dubbed “Gamera.”  Gamera’s hard shell renders him practically invincible in battle. He has exhibited only one weakness — a pronounced aversion to ice and cold weather, perhaps a reflex response to the many eons he existed in a frozen state.

Gamera made his first screen appearance in 1965 and, all told, has starred in a dozen features over the years, battling an array of fierce opponents including Jiger, Gyaos, Viras and Zedus, all of whom will be profiled later in our month-long Know Your Monster series.

Here is the original 1968 trailer from Gamera Vs. Viras, also known as Destroy All Planets. Longtime Call Me Stormy readers will be familiar with this title as we presented it as a Trillion Dollar Feature back on June 15, 2012. If the trailer whets your appetite to see the full movie, simply click http://callmestormy.com/2012/06/15/trillion-dollar-movie-6-15-12/

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The theme song from Gamera Vs. Guillon (1969).

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Tomorrow’s Featured Monster: Gappa.

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DAIGORO

Diagoro is one of the more obscure Japanese movie monsters. He appeared in only one film, which never received a theatrical release in the United States. But Daigoro belongs in this Kaiju roundup by virtue of being the most hilarious looking monster of them all. He resembles an overgrown, two-legged hippo whose skin became crinkly and wrinkled after being left in a washing machine too long.  His paunch is all bloated, but he’s nevertheless quite bouncy, engaging a deadly, flying drop-kick against his foes. To heighten his sensory perception, Daigoro also has whiskers, like the tiger.

This odd creature starred in the 1971 picture Daigoro Vs. Goliath, battling a ferocious monster from outer space that shoots lightning from a horn on his head. Goliath is the stronger combatant and nearly sends Daigoro to his death. But after suffering a calamitous defeat, Daigoro vows to gain the upper hand in a rematch and trains to perfect his own secret weapon — a fire ray.

This film was made by Tsuburaya Productions, led by Eiji Tsuburaya, the special effects genius who paired with director Ishiro Honda to create all of the original Godzilla movies. To celebrate his company’s 10th anniversary, Tsuburaya received permission from Toho Studios to borrow the Godzilla suit and do a Godzilla side venture that Toho agreed to distribute. But somewhere along the line, the deal got scrapped, so Tsuburaya pressed ahead with Plan B — Daigoro Vs. Goliath.

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Tomorrow: Gamera

Know Your Monster: 4

BIOLLANTE

The largest of the Japanese movie monsters, Biollante also has the most in common with Godzilla. That’s because Biollante is a mutant created from Godzilla’s skin cells. A mad scientist grafted these cells with living tissue from a rose and from his own daughter to form Biollante. Needless to say, the experiment goes horribly awry. Biollante is not only unstable, but prone to raging violence.

She can shift shapes and forms, sometimes appearing more plant-like, and sometimes more monstrous. In her plant incarnation, she sprouts long, clinging vines and tendrils that she can use to engulf and suffocate her victims. In this guise, she’s a bit like Audrey, the voracious, man-eating plant from Little Shop of Horrors. But Biollante can also transform into a monster resembling a crocodile with sharp fangs. In this form, her tendrils sprout giant, snakelike heads ready to lash out at any opponents. Biollante cannot be killed. When delivered a crushing blow, she disintegrates into golden energy particles that will reassemble upon healing, leaving her rejuvenated and regenerated.

Biollante hasn’t been around as long as some of the other Japanese monsters or Kaiju, making her first appearance in 1989 in Godzilla Vs. Biollante. She returned in 1994, via stock footage, inserted into Godzilla Vs. SpaceGodzilla.

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Tomorrow: Daigoro

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BARAGON

Baragon looks cute, with big, floppy bat ears. But do not underestimate his powers! He apparently was spawned somewhere near a raging volcano, as he can fire a deadly heat ray from his mouth. It’s akin to Godzilla’s spiral ray, although not as overwhelming.

Baragon is smaller than other Japanese movie monsters, but can’t be budged when he’s lodged squarely on all four legs. When he stands upright on two legs, watch how quick and agile he becomes. He can leap like a rabbit and, upon landing, has been known to touch off earthquakes. Another distinguishing trait: The Rhino horn protruding from his head, allowing him to burrow into the Earth and release magma. His name is derived from the Japanese words for rose  (“bara”) and shape (“gon”), presumably a reference to a petal-shaped plate on its back.

Baragon first arose from the bowels of the planet in Frankenstein Vs. Baragon, a 1965 film also sometimes known as Frankenstein Conquers the World. He resurfaced in Destroy All Monsters (1968), penned up with Godzilla and all of the other terrors on Monster Island. After falling under the mind control of aliens, he’s dispatched to attack Paris and demolish the Arc de Triumph by digging below ground and weakening its foundation. More recently, Baragon made a guest appearance in a Pokemon cartoon.

Here’s the original Japanese trailer for Frankenstein Vs. Baragon. There’s a minute and a half of buildup before Baragon begins to unleash his fury. The English-speaking actor, by the way, is Nick Adams, who you’ll remember as Johnny Yuma from the TV Western “The Rebel” — that is, if you were around in the 1960s.

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Tomorrow: Biollante

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ATRAGON

Atragon isn’t a living, breathing monster per se, but something even more invincible — the greatest warship ever created. A renegade sea captain fabricated this supersub to restore Japanese supremacy after its defeat in WWII. Now, he must be convinced to release the nuclear-powered Atragon — his mechanical Kraken — to save the planet from being annihilated by invaders from the lost underseas continent of Mu. The Atragon can not only navigate the oceans, but also can fly and drill into the Earth’s core. It’s armed with a top-secret weapon — the Absolute Zero Cannon.

Atragon — short for “Atomic Dragon” — first surfaced in a 1963 film, proving so popular that the weapon was subsequently featured in several other movies, battling both monsters and aliens. In the original feature, it’s pitted in a death match against Manda, a gigantic Chinese sea serpent, unleashed by the Empress of Mu.

Fans of Jules Verne will recognize his influence over the fanciful Atragon adventures. They were adapted from a series of novels, written by Shunrō Oshikawa, and hugely popular with young boys.

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Tomorrow: Baragon.

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ANGUIRUS

Welcome to Know Your Monster. Every day through the month of March, we’ll introduce a different movie monster, mostly from Japan, although we’ve added a couple of ringers from Denmark and South Korea just to give the series a little more international breadth. The Japanese call these monsters “Kaiju,” which translates into English as “strange beasts.” Follow this series daily through March, and by the end of the month, you’ll be well on your way toward becoming a Kaiju expert. At the minimum, you’ll be able to recognize these creatures, and know the difference between Guilala and, say, Gyaos.

First up out the chutes, by virtue of coming first in alphabetical order: Anguirus. Here are the Anguirus vitals.

Looks: Mutant Ankylosaur, essentially a spiked turtle but also embodying features from the rhinoceros and crocodile.
Distinguishing characteristics: Originally an arch-enemy of Godzilla, later an ally. Bleating roar to express anger. Uses spikes and horns as primary weapons, and also has a nasty bite. Boasts a good “fake” move, hurling himself backwards against his foes.
Origins: First appeared in the second Godzilla movie, Godzilla Raids Again (1955), released in the US four years later as Gigantis, the Fire Monster. Anguirus has returned many times not only to battle Godzilla, but also Mechagodzilla, King Ghidorah and other Kaiju.

Here’s Anguirus’ distinct roar.

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Now, let’s watch the big guy in action, pairing with Godzilla in a tag-team match against Gigan and King Ghidorah. This Battle Royale is from Godzilla Vs. Gigan (1972).

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Tomorrow: Meet Atragon

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