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The Notorious P.A.B.

Get down with P.A.B, aka Patti Ann Browne, whose Red Eye intros on Fox News run circles around the lamestream monologues of Leno, Letterman, O’Brien, Fallon and all the other late-night wannabes. Eat your heart out, boys. At best, you can look forward to leering at Eva Longoria or Drew Barrymore. It will be a mighty cold day before your kind could ever mack on Patti Ann Browne on a Manhattan playground.

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Fast and Furious

Dana Vachon, investment banker-cum-novelist, and comedian Jesse Joyce spar on RED EYE. Their exchange of insults might not rival the Lincoln-Douglas debates, but the fast-and-furious volley of one-liners suggests that the rapier wit of Joe Pyne and Don Rickles isn’t lost on a younger generation of Americans.

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