Epstein Guards Win Monopoly
Jeffrey Epstein’s prison guards got free Get Out of Jail Monopoly cards. That’s right. The two guards who fell asleep or stopped watching when Epstein was murdered won’t be going to jail.
This decision comes even though these idiots from the corrupt Manhattan Correctional Center not only fell asleep and/or collaborated with murderers, but also falsified their prison records. In other words, not only was the jail, the guards and the warden corrupt, but also the larger judicial system in New York City.
Remember: Epstein did not kill himself! You, too, could someday wake up in the city where everybody sleeps! So start spreading the news, just like The Salty Cracker does here.