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20 Jun 2026

Avengers Destroy Hollywood!

Ian McKellen, who portrays Magneto, imagines destroying Mar-A-Lago for a new Avengers movie.

Hollywood’s storming leftists have carried their Trump derangement past the breaking point. The big-mouthed jerks in Hollywood — like McKellen, Robert DeNiro, Whoopi Goldberg, Jane Fonda and  George Clooney — have spent far too many energy and time agitating for the left, up to and including, their violent fantasies and pedophilic subculture.

We’ve grown weary of these CIA mouthpieces. Their lock-step radicalism sucks. Many of them are brain-dead. They can’t carry a debate, let alone a flag.

Maybe it’s time the Avengers destroyed Hollywood. That would be the show to end all shows. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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19 Jun 2026

Illegal Ringleader Of Attack Plan

Alleged ringleader of the UFC 250 attack was an Obama-protected illegal alien.   Abraham Hermosillo Alvarez, identified in court documents as the alleged ringleader of a plot to attack the White House UFC event this past weekend, was in the country illegally after overstaying a visa, according to information  from Fox Digital news.

Alvarez is a Mexican national who entered the United States on a B2 visitor visa but remained in the country after it expired in December 2001. The Department of Homeland Security said he was granted protection under the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program in 2014 during the Obama administration.

Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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15 Jun 2026

Probation Officer Gets the Axe

A black probation officer gets fired after celebrating the Karmelo Anthony knifing. Texas parole supervisor Donna Robinson, based in Austin, made her inflammatory comments on social media.

“I’m just glad we didn’t have to bury another Black child,” Robinson wrote. “Let them start burying some of theirs for a change. FK’em I said what I said.”

This one incident sure is exposing a passel of racists! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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02 Jun 2026

Talarico: Not At All A Gay

James Talarico, the U.S. Senate candidate in Texas for the Democratic Party, can swear he’s not gay.  He’s got a girlfriend by the name of Brianna Menard.

Of course, he supposedly met her at a gay bar in Austin Texas called Cheer Up Charlies. Its slogan “Queer and Vegan.” The bar is host to regular drag shows targeting children. That must be why Talarico hung out there: He’s not into men but he most certainly likes trans kids. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

 

 

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01 Jun 2026

Democrats Rally Round Nutball!

James Talarico, the leftist that the Democrats are running for the U.S. Senate in Texas, spent plenty of time texting his students. Libs of TikTok uncovered his habit — a definite no-no for teachers. She wrote, “James Talarico posted screenshots texting with a former female student and urged his students multiple times to text and call him outside school.”

You have to wonder: Was he mostly texting his female students, or also their male colleagues? Did he have any romantic relationships or physical attachments with any of these students? Just what kind of nutball have the Democrats drudged up here? Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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27 May 2026

Commie Math

The mayor of Seattle, Katie Wilson, is now begging millionaires to come back after telling them to leave.

Socialist idiots like her and New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani will be gone soon enough, but the damage they are causing America’s biggest and best cities will take a far long time to reverse. So much for socialistic insight! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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19 May 2026

Bomb Found In Alabama Lake

An underwater bomb has been retrieved from a reservoir in Alabama. The bomb was found outside the Converse Reservoir Dam. The reservoir provides drinking water for close to 350,000 residents in the vicinity of Mobile, Alabama.

The FBI, the Mobile County Sheriff’s Department and numerous search and rescue outfits joined a bomb squad in retrieving the grenade-like bomb.

The question now becomes: Who placed the device? Pranksters or terrorists? And if terrorists were involved, were they Chinese, Islamists representing Iran or perhaps illegal aliens who joined the 20 million or so admitted into the country by the inept and senile Joe Biden?

So there remain questions to be answered. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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11 May 2026

Sold Out

Walmart’s new TV spies on you. It will track you relentlessly, delivering commercials and targeting advertising that matches your buying habits.

Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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03 May 2026

Time To Home School

A teacher has been fired after going insane in an epic classroom crashout.

The substitute teacher, Angela Faith Jourdan, was fired after twerking and making obscene, even sexual gestures, toward students. The incident happened at the Lake Minneola High School in Minneola, Florida — a small community west of Orlando. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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02 May 2026

Thug Family All Indicted

The family of Antifa thugs that attacked Savanah Hernandez in St. Paul, Minnesota, has been indicted. The U.S. Department of Justice announced a joint indictment against three members — Christopher Ostroushko, Deyanna Ostroushko, and Paige Ostroushko  — charged with assaulting Hernandez.

“These three individuals were indicted by a grand jury for allegedly assaulting journalist and Turning Point USA contributor Savannah Hernandez, while she was lawfully reporting on anti-ICE protests outside a federal building in St. Paul,” said Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. “Hernandez was allegedly surrounded, physically assaulted, and shoved to the ground — simply because she was identified by the defendants as a conservative journalist. That is not peaceful protest.” Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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