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A drag weirdo lets a kid rub his groin during a so-called “family event” at a Tennessee brewery. The incident occurred during Pride Youth Day at the Wanderlinger Brewery Company in Chattanooga. Maybe that outfit should change its name from Wanderlinger to Malingerer. More from The Salty Cracker.

Instant Regret

A climate activist accidentally sets himself on fire at a tennis match. Looks like he was playing with a hot racket! More from The Salty Cracker.

PedoHitler Incites

Joe Biden incites a Democratic lunatic to run over a Republican teenager. Let’s delve into the murder of North Dakota 18-year-old Cayler Ellingson. Implicated is Shannon Brandt, 41, facing charges of vehicular homicide and leaving the scene of an accident resulting in death.

Brandt’s mistake? He listened to Joe Biden, not only the worst American president in the history of the Republic, but also a flaming fascist, a pedophile and a man without the slightest shred of decency. More from The Salty Cracker.


Guest Of Dishonor

Joe Biden humiliated at the Lizard Queen’s funeral. Notice how many guests at the funeral faced away from the coffin? What kind of chicanery is that? More from The Salty Cracker.

Filthy Groomer

High school officials defend a “fetishistic,” bust-wearing teacher. The male teacher is in Ontario Province, Canada, and wears a tight shirt that outlines the nipples of “his” large prosthetic breasts.  More from The Salty Cracker.

Third World

Joe Biden’s corrupt administration is transforming the United States into a Third World backwater. Nowhere is this slide into oblivion more evident than in California, where a lunatic has been arrested after beheading a woman with a sword. More from The Salty Cracker.

Marching Orders

MSNBC pushes political violence against MAGA after Pedo Hitler’s speech. More from The Salty Cracker.

#Pedo Hitler Wants A Fight

Fascist child abuser tries to incite violence against Maga patriots. More from JustInformed Talk.

The two Marines who flanked the entrance hall behind President Joe Biden’s podium weren’t Marines at all, but paid stage actors. That’s the word from a source in the headquarters office of Gen. David H. Berger, who is in charge of the Marines.

“Those were absolutely not real Marines,” the source told Real Raw News. “Total fraud. Crisis actors.”

“I can’t go into methods, but those men were not Marines. Someone in Biden’s camp hired people to play Marines,” our source said. “I can say Gen. Berger is fuming mad. He’s called this an affront to the Corps, and blatant stolen valor. Only true and honorable Marines who have been through Parris Island or MRCD San Diego get to wear that uniform,” our source said.

Meanwhile, former President Donald Trump says he will consider “full pardons” for those being held in prison for their supposed January 6th crimes. Nearly two years have passed, and the Democrats who jailed these individuals still haven’t even spelled out the specific crimes they allegedly committed.

The next time Nancy Pelosis sets foot in a Red State, let’s hope she’s whisked away and jailed indefinitely — on charges to be elaborated upon two or three years later. Turnabout! Would be fair play! More from The Salty Cracker.

Beto Pox

The media wants you to stop talking about Beto O’Rourke and his monkeypox. More from The Salty Cracker.

Doctor Doom Calls It Quits

Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, has announced he will step down at the end of the year. Fauci, who also serves as Chief Medical Advisor to the President, ranks as the highest-paid individual within the federal government,  earning $417,608 in 2019, the last year for which records are currently available.

The Salty Cracker says Fauci is calling it quits in order to avoid arrest. But Doctor Doom won’t be able to hide if it’s shown he knew of the toxicity of the Covid-19 vaccines. In that event, a jail term awaits him.

In less than a week, Americans saw Anthony Fauci announce his retirement after bouncing Wyoming Rep. Liz Cheney and CNN giving Brian Stelter the axe. Great week was had by all! Here, Steve Turley explores Fauci’s news, in particular, and says the long-time medical bureaucrat is leaving because he fears getting dragged into GOP investigations.

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