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Housewife Shames Her Husband

A woman goes onto TikTok to shame her husband, and rake him over the coals,  after he asks for intimacy. When everyday housewives have turned as rancid as college socialists, you know the women’s liberation movement is hitting rock bottom.

Look for more men to abandon the game, and just wave goodbye to women. They will have only themselves to blame when they are home — alone — without company. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

High On Your Own Supply!

Stoned to the finish ‘cause he chews his spinach!

An Albino Khat farmer from Yemen gets ripped sampling his own wares.

Khat is a flowering herb chockful of stimulants,  causing excitement and euphoria. Consumption is strongest in Yemen and Somalia, as well as Ethiopia and Kenya. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

 

They’re Still Mad As Hell!

Native Americans battled to get the name of the Washington Redskins changed to the Commanders. They fought to erase the name of the Cleveland Indians,  who ultimately became the Guardians.

Now, they’re lining up against Crackers. Who woulda thunk it? here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Salty Gab From Spoiled Pop Star

Daughter of billionaire wants to rich the rich. We’re talking about pop singer Stella Lefty, whose real name is Lefkovsky. She is the daughter of Eric Lefkovsky, aco-founder of Groupon and now CEO of the investment firm Tempus AI. He’s worth a cool,$5 billion.

Snotty- nosed nepo Stella Lefty most likely would never have gotten a clean shot in the music industry if her old man wasn’t a player. So she can act as lefty as she wants. She’s essentially a spoiled brat with Daddy issues, whose views mirror those of your average five-year-olds. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Judge Out To Aid Terrorists

A Biden-appointed judge, federal District Judge Noel Wise from the Northern California district, has ruled ICE can’t deport illegal aliens who support terrorist organizations.

What’s next, Ms. Wise? ICE can only deport illegal aliens who vote Republican? Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Child Strangler On The Docket

Meet Lindsay Clancy, a Massachusetts woman who allegedly strangled her own three children.

Is she symptomatic of the leftists sirens who are bringing great harm to our nation? Is she insane or deserving any special treatment?

Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Hollywood Dummy Speaks

Anne Hathaway, the deluded star from The Odyssey, rips into straight, white men in a dumb speech she gave back in 2018.

Following the success of the film, the speech has resurfaced on the Internet, generating widespread controversy.

How can Hollywood continue to offend and piss off half its audience. Will these clucking leftists ever learn? Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Muslim Snip-Snip Nurse Fired

A Muslim nurse got fired after she staged a mock video, pretending to kill Fox News viewers.  The nurse, known only as Ahlam, worked for the University of Texas Medical Branch in Houston, Texas.

Libs of TikTok first exposed the offensive video.  Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Lefty Goon Hit By Car

A deranged woman protesting outside the Delaney Hall ICE facility in Newark, New Jersey, got whacked by a car. The accident happened Sunday as the woman was flaunting a flag, oblivious to any traffic.

This is why parents tell young, stupid children not to play around in the streets! Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

 

 

Scottish Man Goes On Rampage

Shouting “enough is enough, a bare-chested Scottish man wielding a machete went after migrant men in Edinburgh.

The man allegedly wounded five migrants, although none suffered fatal injuries.

Police ultimately subdued the 36-year-old assailant, whose identity was not released. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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