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22 Oct 2026

She Hid Her STD Details

The leading feminist podcaster Alex Cooper now admits she gave her husband a sexually transmitted disease.  Cooper opens up about her four-year battle with HPV, revealing she kept the diagnosis a secret from her husband Matt Kaplan while they were dating.

The moral here: If your girlfriend or spouse is a feminist, you best be prepared to run — or else you have yourself to blame for the consequences. Feminists are not only anti-male, but shameless liars. Essentially worthless individuals. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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20 Oct 2026

Burn Them On The Stakes

Modern-day feminism has turned into a puerile scourge as tons of women are now murdering their children.  These copycat killers, following in the vile footsteps of Lindsay Clancy, should all be burned at the stake, like the witches of old.

Feminism is now on its last gasps, its death bed. That’s why it has transformed into something so grotesque and repulsive. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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13 Oct 2026

What’s Going On With Women?

The Cornell 7 story has unleashed a firestorm of emotions and allegations surrounding the rape of young women.

Here’s another case. A woman has gone online and says she was raped as a 15-year-old after going to a private party and getting drunk.

Will any good come out of these revelations? How can we sort out which are true and which are fantasies? Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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12 Oct 2026

Talarico At The Funny Farm

James Talarico, the Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate from Texas, has suffered a mental breakdown and been submitted for treatment at an asylum in Ohio.

He was reportedly holed up at the Lindner Center of Hope, an inpatient mental health treatment facility in Mason, Ohio — a suburb of Cincinnati. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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09 Oct 2026

He/Him Lesbo: A Deadly Killer

A he/him lesbian is trying to recruit on TikTok for individuals to join him in a quest to kill men. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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03 Oct 2026

Housewife Shames Her Husband

A woman goes onto TikTok to shame her husband, and rake him over the coals,  after he asks for intimacy. When everyday housewives have turned as rancid as college socialists, you know the women’s liberation movement is hitting rock bottom.

Look for more men to abandon the game, and just wave goodbye to women. They will have only themselves to blame when they are home — alone — without company. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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23 Sep 2026

High On Your Own Supply!

Stoned to the finish ‘cause he chews his spinach!

An Albino Khat farmer from Yemen gets ripped sampling his own wares.

Khat is a flowering herb chockful of stimulants,  causing excitement and euphoria. Consumption is strongest in Yemen and Somalia, as well as Ethiopia and Kenya. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

 

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18 Sep 2026

They’re Still Mad As Hell!

Native Americans battled to get the name of the Washington Redskins changed to the Commanders. They fought to erase the name of the Cleveland Indians,  who ultimately became the Guardians.

Now, they’re lining up against Crackers. Who woulda thunk it? here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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15 Sep 2026

Salty Gab From Spoiled Pop Star

Daughter of billionaire wants to rich the rich. We’re talking about pop singer Stella Lefty, whose real name is Lefkovsky. She is the daughter of Eric Lefkovsky, aco-founder of Groupon and now CEO of the investment firm Tempus AI. He’s worth a cool,$5 billion.

Snotty- nosed nepo Stella Lefty most likely would never have gotten a clean shot in the music industry if her old man wasn’t a player. So she can act as lefty as she wants. She’s essentially a spoiled brat with Daddy issues, whose views mirror those of your average five-year-olds. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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03 Sep 2026

Judge Out To Aid Terrorists

A Biden-appointed judge, federal District Judge Noel Wise from the Northern California district, has ruled ICE can’t deport illegal aliens who support terrorist organizations.

What’s next, Ms. Wise? ICE can only deport illegal aliens who vote Republican? Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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