Woke censors are now trying to rewrite the fantasies of Roald Dahl to keep any readers from being offended! Talk about a cray-zee proposal! How can you eviscerate James and The Giant Peach or Charlie And The Chocolate Factory!?!
Next, they’ll want to remove the lightning from any Ben Franklin stories because someone might be afraid of hot flashes! Are these leftists serious or just plain cuckoo for coco puffs!?! Nutso wafers! More from Paul Joseph Watson.