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11 Jun 2026

Psycho Husband

Last week, an OG YouTuber announced that he and his wife chose to abort their baby after they were told that he had a high likelihood of being born with Down Syndrome.

And the way that this man went about documenting the pregnancy and subsequent abortion was so callous and disgusting that people now think he made up the ENTIRE thing just to revive his YouTube career.

Or it could be that after 20 years on the internet, he and his family are just that numb to exploiting and monetizing their lives.

Regardless, I think we need to answer the question of whether he should ACTUALLY be a father. Let’s talk about it. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.

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10 Jun 2026

It’s That Time To Cringe

Pride Month 2026 is upon us – we’ve found some absolute gems buried in the corporate cringe pile this year. HelloFresh kicked things off by suggesting their high-fiber recipes for people who are “prepping” this Pride Month — yes, that kind of prepping. They also approved a “Bottoms Up” discount code. We’re cancelling our HelloFresh subscription.

But that’s the warm up. The main event is the 2022 Postmates Pride ad which has resurfaced and it is genuinely one of the most deranged pieces of corporate marketing ever committed to video. They partnered with a colorectal surgeon — an actual ass doctor — to create a scientifically approved bottom-friendly menu for Pride Month. Complete with fruits dressed in fishnet stockings, a detailed guide on what to eat so you don’t make a mess, and a very confusing milkshake.

Also on the agenda — the Nashville Predators rebranding as the Gay Predators, the Twink Pride flag from Vitamin Water that is concerning for several reasons, and a Steam game called Pronoun Palace where you defeat enemies using estrogen spells and j!zz ropes. We have questions about the last one.

It’s only the 8th of June. We’ve got three more weeks of this.

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

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09 Jun 2026

Down With Babydoll Dresses!

Thanks to a regretful outfit choice and the woke police online, singer Olivia Rodrigo has been thrust into an intense conversation about Babydoll dresses and what they represent. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.

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07 Jun 2026

Big Jugs Are Back!

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are building a $1.4 billion luxury eco-resort on a Cold War bunker island in Albania — and locals are responding with Molotov cocktails.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the corruption probe, why Ivanka should not have gone on a podcast to talk about this, and why every billionaire quietly building a bunker on a remote island should maybe read the room.

Also: Hunter Biden went viral on X with an AA joke, boobs are officially back, and Spencer Pratt is still in the LA mayor’s race, but just barely. Here’s more in a new Dumpster Fire.

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06 Jun 2026

Hood Snacks: Out Of Control

People are paying 20 freaking dollars for a jar of pineapple soaked in Kool-Aid.

Crazy thought, but MAYBE this is what is causing increasing rates of diabetes. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.

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06 Jun 2026

Goonpocalypse! OnlyFans Hack!

OnlyFans just leaked 340 million user records — and the data is set to make for some awkward dinner table conversations. It’s GOONPOCALYPSE!! Husbands and boyfriends everywhere are about to have their complete fap schedule handed to their partners on a spreadsheet. Times, frequencies, subscription history. All of it.

Which is why this Caleb Hammer Financial Audit episode has never been more relevant. A couple in their 20s go on the show to fix their finances. She earns more, pays most of the rent, covers most of the bills. He’s perpetually behind on his credit card and hasn’t touched her in almost two months. She’s starting to wonder if she’s unattractive. Caleb pulls up the credit card statement.

It is literally pages long. Multiple OnlyFans accounts. FanFix. An open support ticket because he lost his password and can’t cancel one of the subscriptions. Caleb then takes the phone, logs into the accounts, and personally audits every single subscription on camera while the girlfriend sits next to him finding out in real time.

Her face when that credit card statement appears on screen is television history.

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

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05 Jun 2026

Bodycam Reveals Brutal Murder

Police bodycam footage of the death of United Kingdom teen Henry Nowak at the hands of Vikram Digwa, a Sikh killer, has been released.

And it’s even worse than I imagined. Let’s talk about it. Here’s more from Amala Ekpunobi.

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04 Jun 2026

Nashville Coffee War Brewing

Guys, WHAT DO YA KNOW there is DRAMA going down on TikTok. But this time it’s not between celebrities or influencers.

It’s between small business owners and their customers.  The business involved: Prickly Pear Coffee, a Christian establishment. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.

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30 May 2026

Tables Turned On The Wizard

The Wizard Liz built a massive following of over 8 million on TikTok teaching women how to manipulate and use men to get what they want.

Until a man manipulated and cheated on her and left her as a devastated single mom. Let’s talk about it. Here’s more from Amala Ekpunobi.

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21 May 2026

Alex Cooper: Call Her Mommy

Alex Cooper — host of Call Her Daddy, the single largest female podcast in the world — has announced she’s pregnant after spending years promoting a lifestyle of modern feminism and sexual promiscuity.

Has she betrayed her audience, or is she living out the feminist dream? Let’s talk about it. Here’s more from Amala Ekpunobi.

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