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Satan’s Farewell Tour

Why are so many old Satanic rock bands — like Aerosmith and Metallica — staging farewell tours this winter? Even the Rolling Stones and KISS (alias: Knights In Satan’s Service) are getting in on the act.

The United Uprising says the reason these bands are retiring is simple: Something big is coming! In other words, they will no longer be able to pull off their Satanic charade.

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2 thoughts on “Satan’s Farewell Tour

  1. Andy Thomas on said:

    Some band members are going bye bye for crimes committed. In the case of KISS it’s two members.

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