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24 Jul 2025

The Ozzman Leaveth!

Rock in peace! Good, bad or indifferent, Metal would not *be* without the Baron of Black Sabbath: Ozzy Osbourne!

Join the RazörForce as we pay tribute to a legend! Here’s more from RazorFist.

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16 Feb 2024

Heavy Metal Isn’t Dead

But Media Metal Is. Here’s a rant from RazorFist on why media is still media. Even with a better soundtrack.

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15 Dec 2023
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Satan’s Farewell Tour

Why are so many old Satanic rock bands — like Aerosmith and Metallica — staging farewell tours this winter? Even the Rolling Stones and KISS (alias: Knights In Satan’s Service) are getting in on the act.

The United Uprising says the reason these bands are retiring is simple: Something big is coming! In other words, they will no longer be able to pull off their Satanic charade.

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14 Nov 2023

Who Raped Jani Lane Pt. 2

Jamie Dlux returns with part two of his video Who Raped Jani Lane. Here he deals with the rumors and facts surrounding a rape of the front man for the heavy-metal band Warrant. Lane’s wife, the model Bobbie Brown, has a role to play here, as well as a couple of other rockers, including Paul Stanley from Kiss and Rob Halford from Judas Priest.

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28 Oct 2023

Who Raped Jani Lane?

Jani Lane’s ex wife Bobbie Brown claims the Warrant frontman was drugged and raped by a heavy metal musician and their manager early in his career. The model, who appeared in the video for Warrant’s 1990 hit single Cherry Pie, spoke with Fox News about her new book Cherry On Top: Flirty, Forty-Something, And Funny As F**k. Here’s more from Jamie Dlux.

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25 Feb 2021

Jon Schaffer Did Nothing Wrong

“Et tu, Iced Earth?” RazorFist has some choice words for the heavy metal band members from Iced Earth, who have been turning against their colleague Jon Schaffer since his arrest on charges relating to the phony U.S. Capitol takeover on January 6.

It’s hardly surprising to see the FBI at the center of this controversy. Is there a more fraudulent or corrupt agency within the morass of the Federal government?

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16 Oct 2020

Heavy-Metal Republicans

We all know that Ted Nugent is not only a great rock’n’roller, but also a conservative. Now, we are learning how many other heavy metal musicians support President Donald Trump. Who would believe Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols would come out and encourage votes for Trump. Steve Turley offers his take:  The top 10 heavy-metal backers of our glorious President!

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08 Oct 2019

Climate Change Dance Remix

It’s a climate change dance remix, featuring the dire warnings of Swedish environmentalist Greta Thunberg interspersed with the admonitions of the woman who popped off at an Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Townhall event, calling for everyone present to “eat the babies.”  Who knows what’s real these days? But we certainly aren’t eating any children to forestall global warming, nor do we believe we have to consider doing so. More from Carpe Donktum.

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Who can do the top remix? Lars Kaos offers his own compilation that he calls “Greta Thunberg Ultimate Disaster Synthwave.”

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There’s also Greta singing Swedish death metal. All music written and performed by John Mollusk. Inspired by, and all lyrics by Greta Thunberg. If you like the music, check out the NYC-based Indonesian thrash band, Suaka.

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05 Jun 2013

How Heavy Metal Went Global

“The biggest surprise was the girls in Egypt wearing veils doing the headbanging,” Jörg Brüggemann says of his worldwide quest to document metal culture. The photographer went to concerts and festivals in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Malaysia, Indonesia, Egypt, the U.S., Brazil, and Argentina over three years to capture the lifestyle and commonalities among fans. The result was a book, Metalheads, and a short documentary from the German art book publisher Gestalten. How does metal manage to transcend national boundaries? As Brüggemann points out, “a mosh pit is a mosh pit!”

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