Lyrics That Come To Mind
The British comedian Peter Kay presents a series of misheard song lyrics. This collection never gets old. The clip is from Curious Mind.
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
Archive for the category “Croontastic, Dudes”
Never Bend The Knee
Ed Sheeran got pressured into apologizing to the pro-Palestine mob and ended up crying.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down why he never should have done it, what the rage mob does with an apology, and why Macklemore — a 42-year-old opener who’s been in the industry for 26 years and has songs nobody can name — had no business hijacking Ed Sheeran’s concert in the first place.
Never bend the knee. It never works. It only makes you weaker. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Chapel Of Gov
Older listeners will remember The Dixie Cups’ r&b hit “Chapel of Love.” A newly married couple, Jeff Barry and Ellie Greenwich, wrote the song, while Phil Spector had a hand in producing the music. His interest was in The Ronettes’ version, but it was the Dixie Cups’ version that topped the Billboard charts for three weeks in 1964.
Here’s a new parody song inspired by the original. Brian Coyne did the parody and it’s called “Chapel Of Gov.”
What’s a dreamer to do when she’s developing a crush on Uncle Sam?
I’m Always Mean
Here’s a new Rucka Rucka Ali parody, a parody adapting music from “Mood” by 24kGoldn x Iann Dior.
Here we see Adolf Hitler as well as Darth Vader. Is this the rap battle of the century?
Leave Ed Sheeran Alone!
I’ve finally gathered my thoughts on the Ed Sheeran, Macklemore, and Robert Kraft drama, as well as the subsequent free speech debate. Here’s more from Brett Cooper.
Salty Gab From Spoiled Pop Star
Daughter of billionaire wants to rich the rich. We’re talking about pop singer Stella Lefty, whose real name is Lefkovsky. She is the daughter of Eric Lefkovsky, aco-founder of Groupon and now CEO of the investment firm Tempus AI. He’s worth a cool,$5 billion.
Snotty- nosed nepo Stella Lefty most likely would never have gotten a clean shot in the music industry if her old man wasn’t a player. So she can act as lefty as she wants. She’s essentially a spoiled brat with Daddy issues, whose views mirror those of your average five-year-olds. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.
AOC Freezes Her Eggs
Here’s a new parody song from Brian Coyne, focusing this time on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her decision to freeze her eggs while she mounts a presumed Presidential run. That’s, of course, assuming the Democrats nominate her in 2028!
The song uses the musical refrains from ZZ Top’s classic rock hit “Legs.”
Liberal Woman
Brian Coyne offers a new parody song, this one inspired by The Guess Who’s classic rock hit “American Woman.”
I’m Replacing The Population
“I am Replacing the Population” is my Gilbert & Sullivan-style satire of the modern technocrat: Mass immigration, cheap labor, GDP, housing, wind farms and disappearing landscapes. Little of it can ever be reversed. Here’s more from Dominic Frisby.
Jews In Texas
Welcome, y’all! 🤠 This parody is all in good fun—a playful twist on Ella Langley’s “Choosin’ Texas,” with a nod to some “Jews in Texas.” Along the way, I’m also taking the opportunity to celebrate some of my favorite Jewish actors, musicians, comedians, and entertainers. ✡️
Here’s more in a new parody song from Brian Coyne.
