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Libs Aghast Over Her Bikini

Liberals are steaming mad because U.S. Rep. Anna Paulina Luna is not only a tough and smart MAGA defender, but she also looks drop-dead gorgeous wearing a bikini — a bikini, mind you, that she designed herself!

Luna’s love for bikinis comes naturally. She’s the Congressional representative from a district in Florida. In case you’ve never seen “Miami Vice” or “I Dream of Jeannie,” that’s a state where people have been known to wear bikinis on occasion.

But the libs are now lining up to cancel Luna. We know they only warm up to low-T soy boys or crazy old, childless cat ladies who screech like Pete Seeger. Here’s Benny Johnson to give us another moving lesson on why conservatives are generally more beautiful, more intelligent and, yes, more natural than their leftist counterparts.

NPC University Spring Break

Automatons plan a lively spring break after they finish banning everything from bikinis to …well, let’s just say their deliberations take them nine more days. Animation by Me Me Meme.

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At NPC University, everyone has been asking about the professor.

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Bringing Home the Bacon

A DAY OF BACON

One possible origin for the term “bringing home the bacon” traces back to the Dunmow Flitch trials some 900 years ago in England. The scoop:

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And bringing home the bacon nowadays, here’s Charlotte from South London’s Dinohoodie.com doing a smashing job on tomatoes, watermelons and other fruits and veggies while dodging fireballs in her ham bikini. Her motto? Eat ham. For Glory! For Justice! For Victory!

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