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The Poofter Language Cop

Veteran soy boy leftist Steve Shives is back. For those who don’t remember, Steve Shives was the internet’s premier male feminist circa 2015-2017 — the guy whose wife told him he was sexist for preferring Angel over Buffy, and you could watch his soul leave his body in real time as she explained it to him. Ancient YouTube lore.

Steve has made a triumphant return to ask everyone to please stop saying the R word. He’s specifically asking his fellow progressives, because he knows people on the right aren’t going to listen to him.

He also reveals he’s removed the word “stupid” from his vocabulary after a friend worked on him gently, patiently and persistently until he came around. He used to do a series called ‘Five Stupid Things’. It’s gone now – because it’s too offensive.

Also on the chopping block apparently — the T slur, which turns out to just be the first half of a descriptive word. And the C word, and any other word Steve Shive – chief of the language police – deems to be to offensive.

We also have a second Aboriginal elder who has some VERY strong opinions on Palestine protestors. The left’s oppression pyramid has never been more confused. LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Why Are CDC Leaders Quitting?

Why are so many leaders within the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention rage-quitting? Are liberals opposed to exercise and healthy eating?  Have the soyboys suddenly become the ones lounging around on their sofas, munching potato chips?

Styxhexenhammer666 gets into these issues. He praises Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for demanding real science as opposed to malarkey like the Covid-19 vaccines. How crazy was it to push these vaccines, resulting in thousands upon thousands of unwanted diseases and even deaths all in the name of combating a minor respiratory virus?

Leftists Spaz Out Like Lunatics

It’s two thousand and current year. Leftists and Democrats are still crying about Trump like it’s 2016.

They are smashing fruit in car parks, ranting about fascism, and pretending RFK is building bisexual-autistic gulags. Yes, really.

This time it’s a full-blown leftist tantrum carnival, complete with “smash rooms,” N@zi analogies, and 70-year-old soy-boys screaming at the sky. LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Shining Light — From Chi-nah!

Who is China’s funniest Trump impersonator? Has to be Tony, the salesman from LCSign, a neon and LED light manufacturing company in Guangzhou.

Tony is quite the comedian. He roasts soy boys, fat chicks, feminists, pretty much every quackster or homie you’ll find across the face of the planet. He doesn’t just maroon Trump — he does mean impersonations of Saudis, Latinos, Germans and Brits. Here’s a fine selection of his clips from 001 Drama.

Proof That Funny Women Exist!

Today we’re checking out Leonarda Jonie, who proves that female comics can be funny! Her conservative viewpoints and courage to offend make her one of the funniest women I’ve ever seen! Do you agree? Here’s more from Conservative Vibes.

Libs Aghast Over Her Bikini

Liberals are steaming mad because U.S. Rep. Anna Paulina Luna is not only a tough and smart MAGA defender, but she also looks drop-dead gorgeous wearing a bikini — a bikini, mind you, that she designed herself!

Luna’s love for bikinis comes naturally. She’s the Congressional representative from a district in Florida. In case you’ve never seen “Miami Vice” or “I Dream of Jeannie,” that’s a state where people have been known to wear bikinis on occasion.

But the libs are now lining up to cancel Luna. We know they only warm up to low-T soy boys or crazy old, childless cat ladies who screech like Pete Seeger. Here’s Benny Johnson to give us another moving lesson on why conservatives are generally more beautiful, more intelligent and, yes, more natural than their leftist counterparts.

PeeWee’s Soy Adventure

A soy-boy Lefty tries to destroy the Freedom Convoy, but ends up making it more powerful than ever. More from The Salty Cracker.

Defining 2021: Words, Memes

Here’s a look at the words, the events and the memes that defined 2021. For instance, how many of us knew the vile thrusts of critical race theory before we got into 2021? More from Black Pigeon Speaks.

Biden’s Big Red Army Of Soy

Now that Beijing Biden has murdered our energy independence and what remains of our economy, he’s turned his attention to taking our guns and destroying the military. Ride and roast as Popp and Wake tool around the haunts of Royal Oak, Michigan. Thankfully, they have a car, not yet a soy mobile. More from Redonkulas.

Conservatives Look Better

Science has confirmed: Conservatives are not only stronger, but also more attractive than their Leftwing colleagues. We’ve all heard about soy boys. The reason: Because that’s what a lot of them actually are. Weak and effeminate. More from Mr. Obvious.

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