Listen Up, Thin People!
It’s the end of the month, we’ve got a case of the f*ckarounds, and serious content can wait. So we’re laughing at fat furniture discourse, entitlement meltdowns, and the idea that your dining chairs are now a public safety hazard.
We kick things off with an emotional plea to thin people everywhere: please reinforce your homes for the fattest bastard you’ve ever met — because personal responsibility is out, and your mid-century furniture is violence.
From there, we somehow end up with Prince Harry being dragged to a Jordanian student musical performance by Meghan Markle, wearing the exact facial expression every man has when he’s been tricked into “something cultural.” You know the one. The “I agreed to this but I regret everything” look.
Then it’s Abby Chatfield telling us about something that absolutely, definitely didn’t happen, Robert De Niro trying to save America from his penthouse, celebrities demanding you take to the streets while they yell encouragement from behind security, and a brief detour into internet psychosis, influence culture, and why everything is suddenly labelled “neurodivergent.”
No grand thesis. No solutions. Just an end-of-month slop video full of bad takes, worse jokes, and laughing at things we probably shouldn’t — because sometimes you just want to sling some sh*t and move on. LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.
