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12 Jun 2026

Turkish Date Night

Cenk Uygur and Hasan Piker have been very busy scrubbing old clips from the internet — and SugarTits and I have been very busy finding them. This is a preservation service. We are custodians of internet history.

The Young Turks have been on YouTube since 2012 and Cenk has a habit of going to some very interesting places on camera. Multiple times. On different occasions. In different outfits. The topic? Let’s call it animal appreciation. Bernie Sanders endorsed Cenk’s Congressional run in 2020 and then found some old clips and very quickly unendorsed him. These are those clips.

Then there’s Hasan — who this week is simultaneously being investigated by the US Treasury, banned from the UK, attempting to have a Singaporean YouTuber arrested, and apparently having some very interesting things to say about his preferences in a partner. The point of comparison he used is what got us.

We’ve done our best to clean up the audio on these because the original quality is what you’d expect from 2013 YouTube. We present: Turkish date night.

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10 Jun 2026

It’s That Time To Cringe

Pride Month 2026 is upon us – we’ve found some absolute gems buried in the corporate cringe pile this year. HelloFresh kicked things off by suggesting their high-fiber recipes for people who are “prepping” this Pride Month — yes, that kind of prepping. They also approved a “Bottoms Up” discount code. We’re cancelling our HelloFresh subscription.

But that’s the warm up. The main event is the 2022 Postmates Pride ad which has resurfaced and it is genuinely one of the most deranged pieces of corporate marketing ever committed to video. They partnered with a colorectal surgeon — an actual ass doctor — to create a scientifically approved bottom-friendly menu for Pride Month. Complete with fruits dressed in fishnet stockings, a detailed guide on what to eat so you don’t make a mess, and a very confusing milkshake.

Also on the agenda — the Nashville Predators rebranding as the Gay Predators, the Twink Pride flag from Vitamin Water that is concerning for several reasons, and a Steam game called Pronoun Palace where you defeat enemies using estrogen spells and j!zz ropes. We have questions about the last one.

It’s only the 8th of June. We’ve got three more weeks of this.

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08 Jun 2026

Hasan’s Super Mega Meltdown

Hasan Piker is having the worst month in communist streamer history and the latest chapter is his most unhinged yet. YouTuber MorePegasus has made approximately 300 videos in his legendary diabolical Hassan Piker series — and Hassan has finally cracked under the pressure – live on stream.
His solution? Report MorePegasus to the Singaporean authorities.

Hassan spent a live stream reading Singapore’s harassment statutes, discovered the country has a death penalty, got visibly excited about execution statistics, and formally announced he would be contacting Singaporean law enforcement about a man teasing him on the internet. He also noted that because MorePegasus is Indian and the judge would likely be ethnic Chinese, the racial dynamics would not favour him as Hasan is (allegedly in our opinion) a Chinese Communist Party fangirl.

This is a man who spent last week screaming about the UK banning him as a free speech issue. He is now attempting to have a man arrested in Singapore for laughing at him on YouTube.

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06 Jun 2026

Goonpocalypse! OnlyFans Hack!

OnlyFans just leaked 340 million user records — and the data is set to make for some awkward dinner table conversations. It’s GOONPOCALYPSE!! Husbands and boyfriends everywhere are about to have their complete fap schedule handed to their partners on a spreadsheet. Times, frequencies, subscription history. All of it.

Which is why this Caleb Hammer Financial Audit episode has never been more relevant. A couple in their 20s go on the show to fix their finances. She earns more, pays most of the rent, covers most of the bills. He’s perpetually behind on his credit card and hasn’t touched her in almost two months. She’s starting to wonder if she’s unattractive. Caleb pulls up the credit card statement.

It is literally pages long. Multiple OnlyFans accounts. FanFix. An open support ticket because he lost his password and can’t cancel one of the subscriptions. Caleb then takes the phone, logs into the accounts, and personally audits every single subscription on camera while the girlfriend sits next to him finding out in real time.

Her face when that credit card statement appears on screen is television history.

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04 Jun 2026

Hasan Has Seen Better Days

Hasan Piker is having the worst week of his career. On top of the Treasury subpoena over the Cuba trip, the UK Home Office just cancelled his visa on the grounds that his presence “may not be conducive to the public good,” barring him from attending SXSW London and a scheduled Oxford Union appearance. Cenk Uygur got banned too.

But this video is mainly about N**gas for Trump who cornered him at the Delaney Hall ICE detention center protests in New Jersey — and absolutely cooked him. Hassan stood there surrounded by his posse of pasty hipsters in hijabs while a bloke called him a dog abuser for about five straight minutes, told him to go suck Dan Clancy’s d**k, accused him of view botting, and chased him down the street. Hassan couldn’t say a single word back because the optics of arguing with a black man are not great when you’re Hasan Piker.

We also have a GB News correspondent getting screamed at by a large angry man who wanted to talk about British colonialism instead of current crime statistics. He threatened to break his jaw. The GB News guy did not flinch.

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03 Jun 2026

Liam Gray Wields Mean Lemon

Meet the Quartering Australian Edition — Liam Gray is an Australian comicsgate YouTuber with about 10,000 subscribers who has apparently decided to go scorched earth on his enemies, flagging channels down live on stream while holding a lemon and giving people 24 hour ultimatums. The similarities to a certain other guy who crashed out last month don’t stop at citrus fruits.

He livestreamed himself reporting KatyDid and That Star Wars Girl’s channels and announced he’d be doing five to eleven more later. He’s also encouraging his audience to mass report alongside him. He’s reporting people to Australia’s eSafety Commissioner and according to a little birdy, he travels half an hour to his nearest police station every week to present authorities with evidence he’s gathered on his internet haters.

Strap in.

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01 Jun 2026

I Did Not Lose!

Frogan is crashing out hard after losing the H3H3 / Ethan Klein copyright lawsuit by default. After raising $38,000 in GoFundMe defense funds, hiring a lawyer for a flat fee of $950 with a broken website and a disconnected phone number, and then failing to file a single response to the complaint — she went on stream to tell her audience the lawsuit is “still ongoing” and people should stop believing everything they read on the internet. The court documents are public. Anyone can read them.

The running theory on where the $38,000 went remains the same – Big Mac McValue meals. For reference she is currently averaging 86 viewers on Twitch, earns money as a chat moderator for Hasan Piker, and is renting an apartment in Los Angles. She is on the bones of her ass.

In other developments, Ethan Klein has now sued Noah Samsen for defamation after Noah made a video calling him a genocide supporter. Noah has started his own GoFundMe and sneakily gamed the search rankings to appear on the front page of Palestinian aid searches — sitting above actual Palestinians trying to rebuild their houses. Noah has raised $113,000. The Palestinian whose house was destroyed raised $2,000. Noah also had Frogan on his fundraiser stream to help promote it. The woman who allegedly spent her own defense fund on McDonald’s is now helping someone else raise money. Here’s more from Bearing.

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30 May 2026

Don’t Drop The Soap, Buddy

Hasan Piker is in BIG TROUBLE – and he’s freaking out. The US Treasury’s Office of Foreign Assets Control has subpoenaed Hasan over his March trip to communist Cuba. Quote: “it’s not great that they’re after your boy, they’re up my a**.”

The sanctions he may have violated are serious — staying at a hotel on the US government’s Cuba Restricted List carries up to $91,000 per violation in civil penalties. Willful violations carry criminal fines up to $250,000 and up to 10 years in prison. He told his audience the government shouldn’t imprison him because “is this helpful for you if I go to prison? No, it’s not.” Compelling legal argument.

He also blamed Israel – yes, really. He said “a lot of this does still have a lot to do with Israel” and then did not explain how. Uncle Cenk from the Young Turks jumped in to confirm the noose is being tightened on speech – and also something about Israel. Then a Fox News reporter crashed the stream to tell him his dog needs a new home.

Meanwhile Legal Mindset points out that every clip of Hasan broadcasting from Cuba, staying at a five star hotel that was the only lit building in Havana, using Starlink he said he wouldn’t use, and making a Cuban kid dance for hotel cookies is him being his own star witness.

The man who is known for reveling in the downfall of his political opponents is now facing his own downfall – and it is funny. You get what you deserve, Hasan. Here’s more from Bearing.

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27 May 2026

We’re Under Attack From Satan

Melonie Mac and Chrissie Mayr teamed up for a second ‘livestream’ following their disastrous first encounter and subsequent public humiliation at the hands of Brittany Venti and the wider internet. This time, it wasn’t to sweep for the Quartering – it was to to blame all their problems on ‘the devil’.

No really.

The devil works through the haters. God also had a hand in their recent drama, somehow. He was pruning Chrissie’s bush and humbling her. So it was the devil doing it and God doing it simultaneously. Also — Melonie Mac’s laugh is specifically annoying at the 2kHz frequency range. I analyzed the EQ. I have found the product for her embattled husband Johnny Junkers.

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25 May 2026

A Big Mac Settlement?

Rotund Communist Frogan SCAMS Audience For 5,786 Big Macs 🍔💵

The Ethan Klein H3H3 lawsuit against Frogan for copyright infringement has ended in a default judgment against Frogan. May 20 2026 the court clerk entered a default against Frogan in Ethan Klein’s copyright infringement case, meaning she and her legal team failed to respond to the complaint entirely. Lex Jewthor wins again 🤣

For those who need the backstory — Ethan Klein sued Frogan, Denims and Kaceytron for livestreaming his Content Nuke video about Hasan Piker to their audiences without adding transformative commentary, deliberately driving traffic away from his original upload. Kaceytron did an ISIS hostage style video apology and settled. Denims is still fighting. Frogan raised $38,766 in a GoFundMe that specifically included “personal expenses” in the description, cried on stream in December about not being able to pay rent, never filed a response to the lawsuit, and now faces a default judgment with bankruptcy likely inbound according to Legal Mindset.

SugarTits and I have a theory about where the $38,766 went. The word on the street is 5,786 Big Macs – OR – 3,511 Big Mac McValue meals. We present this theory in good faith. Here’s more from Bearing.

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