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13 May 2026

The Gay Life Of Animals

Elliot (Ellen) Page has made a documentary called Second Nature: Gender and Sexuality in the Animal World – SugarTits and I watched (the preview) so you don’t have to. The premise is that homosexual behavior in nature is one of the best kept secrets and it’s absolutely everywhere — dolphins, penguins, black swans, and apparently many waterfowl are very, very gay.

The documentary follows transgender evolutionary biologist Dr Joan Roughgarden as she/he meets groundbreaking scientists exploring the 1500 plus animal species who engage in same sex sexual behavior, change sex, form matriarchies and more.

Elliot told People magazine the whole thing is about feeling less alone as a queer — which is fine, but does require making a documentary about animals butt shagging each other to achieve. The gender-bender fish argument makes an appearance, we discuss female coded seahorses and the praying mantis makes a terrifying cameo.

The director grew up in Texas in the 1900s and was told queerness is unnatural, which apparently took 11 years and a full length documentary about animals buttf**ing each other to process. Here’s more from Bearing.

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11 May 2026

Female Coded

Helen Andrews and Triggernometry tackle the psychology behind modern woke culture. She wrote an article called The Great Feminization arguing that wokeness is essentially just the feminization of institutions — insane leftist hug box Bluesky respond exactly as you’d expect.

The argument is straightforward — law schools, medical schools, the New York Times, white collar management, all tipped majority female around the same time wokeness exploded. Andrews says that’s not a coincidence, because masculine and feminine institutions handle conflict completely differently. Men ask what are the facts and what are the rules. Women ask how does everyone feel and how do we reach consensus. HR is the enforcement arm of the gossip mill.

There’s also a Scandinavian psychology study where researchers watched kids fight on a playground, counted way more fights among boys, then asked the kids directly — and the girls reported just as many fights. They just couldn’t see them because female conflict is all reputational destruction happening behind the scenes. SugarTits then immediately confirmed this with a story from her own childhood that I will not be spoiling here.

The Blue Sky responses meanwhile are a masterclass in exactly what Andrews is describing — zero engagement with the argument, pure character assassination, and one person who spent an entire tweet attacking her jaw and forehead. Incredible stuff. Here’s more from Bearing.

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04 May 2026

The Poofter Language Cop

Veteran soy boy leftist Steve Shives is back. For those who don’t remember, Steve Shives was the internet’s premier male feminist circa 2015-2017 — the guy whose wife told him he was sexist for preferring Angel over Buffy, and you could watch his soul leave his body in real time as she explained it to him. Ancient YouTube lore.

Steve has made a triumphant return to ask everyone to please stop saying the R word. He’s specifically asking his fellow progressives, because he knows people on the right aren’t going to listen to him.

He also reveals he’s removed the word “stupid” from his vocabulary after a friend worked on him gently, patiently and persistently until he came around. He used to do a series called ‘Five Stupid Things’. It’s gone now – because it’s too offensive.

Also on the chopping block apparently — the T slur, which turns out to just be the first half of a descriptive word. And the C word, and any other word Steve Shive – chief of the language police – deems to be to offensive.

We also have a second Aboriginal elder who has some VERY strong opinions on Palestine protestors. The left’s oppression pyramid has never been more confused. LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

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01 May 2026

Australia’s Most Based Woman?

Australia has a new folk hero and her name is Auntie C. She’s an opinionated Aboriginal Australian woman who has been going absolutely viral for saying exactly what she thinks with absolutely no filter, and SugarTits and I are fully on board.

This week, we go through the full Auntie C experience — her thoughts on the Australian government, her thoughts on immigration, her thoughts on fuel prices, her warning to big corporations that the spirit world is coming for them, her frustration with Amazon’s delivery times, her take on OnlyFans, and her opinion on marriage which I will not be spoiling here.

We also have a second Aboriginal elder who has some VERY strong opinions on Palestine protestors. The left’s oppression pyramid has never been more confused. Here’s more from Bearing.

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25 Apr 2026

Feminist Comedian Bombs Hard

Kate Smuthwaite is a feminist comedian – if you didn’t know already. She recently did a tour of Australia and SugarTits and I were not going to let that slide without a full debrief.

She toured the country wearing a keffiyeh while flyering for her comedy show, got called an idiot and a terrorist by strangers in Perth, got called a Christian by an elderly woman which apparently hurt more, and did a Palestine protest in between shows because nothing says “come see my comedy” like telling Australians what to think about geopolitical conflicts. A British comedian. In Australia. At a Palestine rally. Someone throw a boomerang.

She also announced what she described as one of the greatest nights of comedy you will ever see in your life — Stand Up for Gaza, MC’d by Kate herself. I investigated the lineup. We’ve got a woman doing prop comedy where she pretends to be a fly, a COVID joke guy, a vegan, an Indian comedian doing what appears to be a thickened accent for the lols, an ex-homeless bloke with mild potential, and a feminist whose entire bit is that she hates straight men and dresses accordingly. Kate will be hosting all of this.

Also Noel Gallagher called her a lesbian and she made it part of her show. She got into an argument at a swingers resort in France. We have questions. Here’s more from Bearing.

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20 Apr 2026

I Identify As Anne Frank

Self ID laws, transgender ideology, gender identity madness — this week’s evidence that we are living in the stupidest timeline comes in four parts.

Germany is apparently being forced to confront whether a neo-Nazi can legally identify as Anne Frank. He can, if he says he is.

A woman asking the internet whether her ex-husband, who is now a transwoman, should be allowed to come to Muffins with Mum at their daughter’s kindergarten class. She does everything right — she’s kind, she’s accommodating, she uses the pronouns, she shows up to every school event. Meanwhile he doesn’t have a job and wants to take Mother’s Day. Sugar Tits and I are not okay about this.

Then a trans man explaining that it’s actually offensive when people affirm their gender correctly, because it might mean assuming they’re a trans woman instead of a trans man, which means trans men are invisible, which means you don’t know anything about trans women, which means they might be in danger. We watched it several times and still cannot tell you what it means. Buzzword brothel.

Finally, a woman who identifies as a dog gets attacked by a dog. The man standing next to her does not intervene. He just goes “yo, you alright?”

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

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18 Apr 2026

Australia Sputtering On Empty

Australia’s fuel crisis is getting worse and the Geelong refinery fire that broke out last night could not have come at a worse time. One of our last two oil refineries is still burning, Energy Minister Chris Bowen stood in front of cameras smiling about it, and we’re already sitting at Level 2 of the National Fuel Security Plan with diesel shortages hitting farmers and regional areas hard.

Anthony Albanese’s response to all of this was a $20 million ad campaign telling us to pump up our tires, remove our roof racks, and stop at the first click when filling up. A dairy farmer filmed himself removing the seat from his tractor in response. Cannot fault his logic.

We closed six of our eight refineries between 2012 and 2021 because importing was cheaper. We now rely on imports for 80 to 90% of our fuel. We have about 39 days of petrol and 29 days of diesel in reserve. Grocery prices are up 20%. And Albanese’s national address — only the fifth such address since World War II — was essentially a nothing burger followed by a website telling you to combine your trips.

The AI translation of the four level crisis plan I ran puts us at roughly “the engine is making a weird clicking sound but the car is still moving — how f**ked are you? 15%.” Level three is coming. Here’s more from Bearing.

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16 Apr 2026

This Is Fat Defiance In 2026

FatCon 2026 is upon us and this year’s theme is Fat Defiance — which sounds like it means defying fat, but does not mean defying fat. It is actually a fundraising campaign asking people to donate money to NAAFA, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, so that low-income fatties can attend FatCon on scholarship.

FatCon itself, as it turns out, is essentially just a horny fat convention where people get tied up in rope, sit-twerk in wheelchairs, and grind on each other in hotel lobbies before heading to the back rooms. There is also fat Santa for some reason.

The fundraiser has tiered membership levels including Chubby Champion and Fat Freedom Fighter. The base tier is five dollars a month. SugarTits and I spent some time thinking about what the catering bill looks like at the annual general meeting. LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

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12 Apr 2026

Marriage Is Slavery

Leslie Jones went viral this week after telling interviewer Ziwe that marriage is legalized slavery, tradwives might as well be handed a whip and chain, and advising all young women not to get married. This from a woman who has been publicly complaining about not being able to find a boyfriend for years.

SugarTits and I covered Leslie’s inability to find a man a couple of months ago — the “I am the table” era — and now we’re back for the update. She’s done the full logical lap. Can’t find a man, men are the problem, marriage is slavery, your dad should’ve raised you to be nobody’s wife. All bases covered.

The real highlight of this video though is Ziwe — who spends the entire interview deadpanning the most passive aggressive questions imaginable at Leslie while Leslie slowly realizes she’s being roasted alive and starts to crack. By the end Ziwe asks “do you feel good about this interview?” and the answer tells you everything. Here’s more from Bearing.

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05 Apr 2026

Point of Personal Privilege

Canada’s New Democratic Party (NDP) leadership convention descended into woke insanity last weekend and the clips are absolutely unhinged. The leftist cringe that came out of Winnipeg last week has broken the internet — and it’s not hard to see why.

The NDP handed out color-coded equity cards to delegates based on race, gender, sexuality and indigenous status so the most oppressed people could jump the speaking queue.

What followed was three days of identity politics chaos — a trans Asian delegate furious that a cisgender woman spoke before them, a non-binary chairperson visibly horrified after accidentally saying the word “straight,” a black woman explaining her card has no value outside this space after someone gave it to a white man, and a woman trying to raise actual job losses getting told to sit down because that’s … a real issue – not victim stacking, virtual signaling, woke leftist nonsense.

After days of oppression Olympics and equity card arguments about whose victimhood outranked whose — they did exactly what they set out not to do – elected a white man as leader on the first ballot with 56% of the vote. Priceless. Here’s more from Bearing.

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