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Peak Female Psychosis

The Lindsay Clancy jury is out. Deliberations are underway, a verdict is expected any moment โ€” and her psychotic feminist superfans have chosen this exact moment to completely lose the plot. This is the last look at the meltdown before the verdict lands, because whichever way it goes, it needs to be documented.

Lindsay Clancy admitted to strangling her three children. The evidence is overwhelming โ€” Apple Watch data tracking her to the basement and back between each child, CCTV and location data putting Patrick at the pharmacy the whole time, and her own confession. None of which has stopped a wave of feminist internet from deciding the real killer is Patrick, the husband who took her to appointments, managed her medication, and testified in her defense.

I go through the most unhinged of them: the woman whose husband moved to the bunk room after she tried to convince him Patrick did it, the “I want it to be the man because I’m on team woman” confession, the therapist-approved theory that “women typically don’t strangle,” and the crowd merging two separate issues โ€” cheerleading a child killer and “women’s mental health” โ€” as if criticizing one means you hate the other. Plus a genuine palette cleanser: the internet women actually talking sense about how this circus sets women back a hundred years.

Whatever the verdict, this was a moment a good portion of women lost their minds. It can’t be forgotten.

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Lindsay’s Psychotic Superfans

Psychotic feminists have turned a child killer into a saint, and I could not look away. Lindsay Clancy admitted to strangling her three children โ€” and instead of horror, a huge swathe of feminist internet has decided she’s the real victim, a misunderstood Bambi who deserves a standing ovation. It is mass psychosis, and today I’m going through the most unhinged Clancy supporters the internet has to offer.

There are a lot of them, and they come in types. The self-described “childhood friend” grinning and taking selfies with the defense lawyer in the courtroom. The sobbing emotionals insisting Lindsay “carried the whole mental load” โ€” a narrative Patrick Clancy’s own testimony demolishes, given he took 12 weeks paternity leave, gave her permanent maternity leave, ran every errand, and they had a nanny and a prior psychiatric hospital stay. The “you don’t understand how messed up women can get, so actually men are the villains” crowd. An actual OB/GYN recording a tearful “I believe you, Lindsay, we’re proud of you.” And the grand finale: the fanfiction theorists inventing an elaborate drugging-and-barricading plot to pin it on Patrick โ€” a man whose only crime, per the evidence, was having his own DNA in his own house.

I break down every type of these crazy women, the “he threw out her stuffies” cope, the sailor’s-knot conspiracy, and what it says about a feminism that can watch a woman admit to killing her kids and still call her innocent.

She’s not innocent. She’s either a murderer or criminally insane โ€” neither one is innocent.

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We Call It Disgusting And Vile

Psychotic feminists are defending a child killer, and SugarTits and I cannot look away. Lindsay Clancy strangled her three children with exercise resistance bands and tried to take her own life โ€” she survived โ€” and instead of universal horror, a rabid section of feminist cretins have decided the real victim here is Lindsay herself.

This video is about them. The women flooding comment sections with “I understand her,” “motherhood is just so hard,” and the candlelit-saint treatment of a woman who murdered her own kids. SugarTits and I go through the most unhinged defenses, the postpartum-psychosis excuse-making, and the selective sympathy that only ever seems to flow one direction โ€” because the thought experiment ends it instantly: imagine a father who strangled his three children getting a fraction of this (he shouldnโ€™t, by the way).

We break down the case, the deranged online reaction, and the double standard โ€” and what it says about a culture that can look at three dead children and side with the killer.

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

I’m Back, Bitches!

Kamala Harris Wants Another Shot and Itโ€™s EMBARRASSING ๐Ÿ’€

Kamala Harris is back โ€” not officially, but back. She’s doing the media rounds, her superfans are pumping out AI campaign ads, and the word “2028” is starting to get thrown around. SugarTits and I could not be happier, because the last time Kamala Harris ran against Donald Trump it produced some of the funniest political content in living memory, and we’re here for the sequel.

We revisit the greatest hits of the 107-day campaign โ€” the coconut tree, the electric school buses, “unburdened by what has been,” the wine-drunk speech energy, and the Biden debate meltdown that got the baton passed to her in the first place. Then we dig into her recent Don Lemon interview, where she was asked a direct question and produced 1,512 characters of pure waffle that said absolutely nothing. We ran it through Claude to see if it could translate; the verdict was “stop talking, start doing,” and even the AI clocked it was 200 characters of content wrapped in 1,500 characters of packaging.

Then it’s on to the AI campaign ads from her fan accounts โ€” the corporate-stock-footage “we rise together” masterpieces that say nothing at all, the “American Psycho would’ve been a better candidate” energy, and a nostalgic look back at the all-time-great “be a man, vote for a woman” ad from last cycle, complete with the immortal Steve Shives inserts.

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The Unhinged Lady Meatloaf

Lady Meatloaf is COMPLETELY UNHINGED ๐Ÿ’€

Lady Meatloaf is running for Senate in Maine and we could not be more delighted.

Ashley Webb โ€” a large man who bears an uncanny resemblance to a certain rock legend โ€” recently appeared in a Democratic US Senate debate alongside three completely normal human candidates: a former senior government official, a space weather forecaster, and a bloke whose wife cashed in her 401k so he could open a brewery.

And then there’s Lady Meatloaf, swaying like a metronome, mumbling about the reflecting pool algae, and explaining that his single biggest policy platform revolves around โ€˜bathroom accessโ€™.

We also cover Lady Meatloaf’s Reddit history โ€” which involves a โ€˜monthly cycleโ€™, a karyotype of XY, and a theory about what’s causing it that we’ll let you discover for yourself. Here’s more from Bearing.

Supergirl’s Biggest Fan

Supergirl has landed and it’s tanking harder than Snow White. SugarTits and I don’t really have a dog in this fight โ€” superhero movies aren’t exactly our thing โ€” but what we do love is a spectacular internet slap fight. And Rachel Leishman, Supergirl’s self-proclaimed biggest fan and feminist writer for The Mary Sue, has delivered one for the ages.

Rachel sat down with the Supergirl cast to talk about messy girls, cat ownership, and girl power โ€” and SugarTits and I reacted accordingly. But the real entertainment started when Yellow Flash โ€” one of the anti-woke YouTube commentators Rachel had previously called a misogynistic chud in a Mary Sue article โ€” decided to respond to her glowing Supergirl reviews in his own special way. What followed was one of the most savage Twitter exchanges weโ€™ve witnessed all year.

We’re not endorsing any of it. We’re just observers. Very entertained observers.Also โ€” the movie tanked. Obviously.

LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Guido’s Call: Buy My Undies!

Adam Hyde aka Guido McShortass aka Abbie Chatfieldโ€™s handbag holder – has barely touched down from his American deportation and he’s already landed himself a Bonds underwear brand ambassadorship. Yes, that Bonds. Australia’s most iconic underwear brand has chosen this man to represent them, and the internet is not happy about it.

SugarTits and I react to the Adam Hyde Bonds campaign in full โ€” including a very concerning look at what may or may not be stuffing โ€” and break down why thousands of Australians are now calling for a full Bonds boycott. Think Bud Light, but with jocks. Bonds is no stranger to controversy either, having previously partnered with Minus 18 on a non-binary underwear campaign, so this latest move is raising a lot of familiar questions about where the brand is headed.

But that’s not all. Where there’s Guido McShortass, Abbie Chatfield is never far behind. We also take a look at Abbie’s latest announcement โ€” a watermark she plans to slap over her face to stop the media from screenshotting her “looking manic” โ€” and spoiler: she doesn’t seem to realize AI exists. We also dig into her upcoming live show, “Abbie Chatfield Loves Men (Not All Men)”, a tour about toxic masculinity that somehow has school group bookings available. Year 10 boys, we’re so sorry.

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Mogged By France

Clavicular went to Paris to prove France wrong after getting mogged by his own nose job. France was not impressed.

Women rejected him on the street, at festivals, and at fashion week. A group sprayed water at him. A Parisian woman told him to ‘go away’ and Clavicular took that as a sign of immediate danger โ€” so he had goliath security guards whisk him to safety.

He later strutted down the street in a $10,000 suit waiting for people to notice him and heap their praise upon him. They didn’t. His explanation? He’s too famous and good-looking. Cold approaches don’t work when you’re this intimidating.

He also explained that French people eat baguettes because they’re too poor and ugly, got immediately community noted, and revealed that if he were a woman his only two career options would be marrying a Saudi Arabian prince or becoming an OnlyFans wh*re.

This is peak Clavicular cringe.

LETโ€™S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Too American For The Left

Donald Trump hosted UFC Freedom 250 on the White House lawn for his 80th birthday and SugarTits and I think it was genuinely one of the most badass things we’ve seen come out of America. Fighter jets timed perfectly with the national anthem, Dana White grinning ear to ear, the full boxing ring announcer voice, the works.

The left, predictably, lost their minds. One of Trump’s fighters grabbed the mic and yelled “Michelle Obama is a man” on the White House lawn – in front of the entire world. Super angry car lefties filmed themselves having meltdowns from the driver’s seat. One woman wished Trump a stroke and a heart attack live on camera for his birthday.

And in the most beautiful turn of events, the Democrats decided they needed their own counter event โ€” which featured Bette Midler doing a karaoke-quality anti-fascist singalong to a half empty room.

Meanwhile everyone at the actual UFC event was having the time of their lives. We’re not American. We don’t have a dog in this race. But this was must-watch television.

LETโ€™S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

How To Be A Man!

Elliot Page โ€” still widely known as Ellen Page from Juno and Inception โ€” sat down with โ€˜comedianโ€™ Ilana Glazer for a half hour interview about masculinity, transgender identity, gay animals and more. SugarTits and I have pulled out the parts worth watching.

This comes right after the rumor that Elliot Page would be playing Achilles in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey โ€” which turned out to be false, but produced some of the funniest AI memes of the year, several of which we react to.

In the actual interview, Elliot Page’s advice on masculinity includes: don’t ra*pe anyone, smile more for photos, talk with your hands less, and remember that sometimes healthy masculinity just means having a good cry. At one point Page argues the trans experience can liberate everyone from shame imposed by white supremacist patriarchal structures โ€” a sentence even Page seems to lose track of halfway through.

Letโ€™s delve through the copious amounts of queer vocal fry and listen to two women sit in a room explaining to men what masculinity actually means.

LETโ€™S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

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