Scratch the holographic shell of crooked Joe Biden and you’ll rub up against his boss: the sinister CIA shill Barack Obama. Is Hillary Clinton still relevant? How about Peekaboo Letitia James and her transgender gang?

We’re counting on President Donald Trump to tame these monsters and end the abuse and mutilation of children! Will he terminate the Department of Education? We also look toward Trump to do what he can to prevent World War III! The hapless Biden administration certainly won’t help us. Joe will be hiding in his basement when the bombs go off!

Also in this edition: No men in women’s sports! Watch out for The Snake! Here’s more from McAllister TV.