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Feds “Stimulate” Soda Taxes

Reason TV’s Nanny of the Month Award for August goes to Kathleen Sebelius, secretary of the US Health and Human Services Department. Sebelius won because her department used Stimulus and Obamacare funds to back campaigns imposing local soda taxes and enacting tougher zoning rules for fast-food restaurants. Besides violating the job-creating intent of the Stimulus program, the department’s Office of Inspector General is now investigating whether these campaigns violated federal anti-lobbying provisions.

Reason TV also named two runners-up for the August Nanny of the Month Award:

  • The State of Nevada, which can levy a fine of up to $2,000 if you teach someone how to apply makeup without the necessary certification.
  • And the City of Phoenix, where a code enforcer threatened a woman for handing out free water, without a license, on a day when the temperatures hit 112 degrees.

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Buckle Up Your Dogs

Reason.TV reveals its “Nanny of the Month” award-winner for July — the state of New Jersey, where busybodies can now fine dog owners up to $1,000 for failure to use seat belts on their pets.  Errant dog owners can also be arrested and jailed for up to six months, with citations issued by either police or SPCA officers. Wonder if you’ll be banished to a doghouse if you also happen to be sexting on your cell phone at the same time.

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Curse You, Potty Mouths

Reason.TV gives out its Nanny of the Month Award for June to the Massachusetts town of Middleborough, where potty mouths who swear in public will now be subjected to a $20 fine. Other busybodies wanted to shield your eyes from bikinis and rip out residential gardens, even those in full compliance with city codes.

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Soda Jerk Michael Bloomberg

Godzilla’s going to be pig-biting mad the next time he surfaces in Gotham City. Mayor Bloomberg,  Reason’s “Nanny of the Month,” has just deep-sixed the sale of Supersize “sugary” drinks at restaurants, movie theaters and other public venues. Note to Godzilla: Drop New York from your itinerary, big guy, unless you’re packing your own mecha flask of saki.

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