The Seven Republican Dwarfs
Former President Donald Trump was acquitted again as seven cuckservatives join the Trump Derangement Syndrome: Mitt Romney, Ben Sasse, Pat Toomey, Susan Collins, Bill Cassidy, Richard Burr and Lisa Murkowski paired up with the TDS sufferers. Not only remember their names, but be sure to vote these cretins out of office. More from Styxhexenhammer666.
Of course, Nancy “Piss Pants” Pelosi went off half-cocked, berating the cowardly Senators who didn’t join her in roasting Trump. Guess she’s been eating lots of soggy Cheerio’s lately. More from The Salty Cracker.