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Avenatti Heads To Slammer

Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti, once hailed by CNN as a legitimate Democratic Presidential candidate, has now been ordered to serve in a federal penitentiary for 14 years. He was found guilty of fraud after scamming millions of dollars from his clients. “Basta!,” says Styxhexenhammer666. “HaHaHa.”

Crypto Billionaires Croaking

Something strange is happening to crypto billionaires. Nikolai Mushegian, TianTian Kullander, Vyacheslav Taran, Matthew Mellon, Gerald Cotten…what do all of these guys have in common? What is going on? More from Really Graceful.

More news is dropping on FTX and its Uniparty slush Fund. Now we learn that not only the Democratic majority and House minority leader Kevin McCarthy received campaign earmarks from FTC, but so did Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. So Turtle Man was also part of the fun and games! More from Styxhexenhammer666.

The crew at Timcast, including Tim Pool and Luke Rudkowski, discuss new revelations about the FTX drug parties as well as the blowout crash suffered by the cryptocurrency firm. They ponder: Has this scandal been manipulated to impose a crackdown on existing cypto companies or to usher in a new form of cyptocurrency, say one affiliated with major banks?

The FTX Superscandal

Naturally, not covered by the legacy media. More from Styxhexenhammer666.

Pandemic Amnesty?

Hell to the no! More from Styxhexenhammer666.

Emily Oster wrote The Atlantic‘s whiny article titled “Let’s Declare A Pandemic Amnesty.” Not a chance in hell of that happening! More from Amazing Polly.

Paul Pelosi Assaulted By Nudist

Paul Pelosi assaulted by David Depape, nudist and Green Party member. Naturally, MAGA gets blamed.

But others have speculated that Pelosi was engaging in some kind of a romp that took a turn for the worst. Time should tell us more about this curious event. More from Styxhexenhammer666.

New York’s Coof Mandate Axed

The New York Supreme Court has down the city of New York’s coof vaxx mandate. City workers fired under that mandate will now be reinstated and receive backpay for the period they were let go. Styxhexenhammer666 weighs in on the pivotal reversal — another blow for the hardcore Masketeers!

Activists Defile Van Gogh

Environmental “activists” ruined an iconic Vincent Van Gogh painting Friday in London, United Kingdom. One of Van Gogh’s celebrated Sunflowers paintings, the 1888 work was on display at a gallery when two Just Stop Oil activists doused it with Campbell’s Soup.

Styxhexenhammer666 calls these degenerate punks “utter cringemasters,” and says of their idiotic exploit, “Ya dun souped.”

Yet Another Biden Bombshell

Through the magic of Hunter Biden’s laptop, we’ve all heard of him smoking crack. Screwing Ukraine hookers. Shacking up with his dead brother’s wife.

But now we learn he also likely withheld paying taxes from the Internal Revenue Service and committed gun violations. Oopsie!

Will he go to jail, or just be slapped on the wrist for his latest offenses? Styxhexenhammer666 opines.

Elon Musk Will Buy Twitter

After a long delay involving wrangling over the price of the purchase, Elon Musk is now moving forward with acquiring Twitter. Styxhexenhammer666 says neither Musk nor Twitter sought to scuttle the deal, but both haggled over the price until the end.

Will it be a bitter or sweet deal? That remains to be seen.

Russia Goes Full-Throttle Nuke

Styxhexenhammer666 reacts to news that Russia might be moving nuclear weapons systems into Ukraine. Does Vladimir Putin plan to use tactical nukes in Russia’s raging border war? Or perhaps he’s adopted the “madman” strategy to hold Europe and its allies, including the United States and Canada, at bay?

Styx offers mixed reactions. He doesn’t believe the situation to be as dire as some fear, but it’s hardly glowing, either, and turning much more complex.

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