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CDC Prepares For Zombie Attack

Believe it or not, the CDC has put up a page on its website for zombie preparedness! That’s right, a bona fide agency of the federal government says there is a possibility of a zombie apocalypse this year and it has prepared some guidelines to get you through it. Do they know something we don’t?

Apparently, Nostradamus did, reportedly predicting an invasion by dead people in 2021! Similar to the COVID-19 pandemic guidelines, the CDC is asking people to put together an emergency kit with food and water, important documents, medicine and first aid. So is the CDC up to its old tricks of trolling the public again, another form of predictive programming? After all, we did fall for the overblown drama of the coronavirus pandemic. You be the judge. Here’s more from Hugo Talks.

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