FBI Reveals Everything!
Hunter Biden visited the White House and a bag of cocaine was found in the West Wing. The FBI then did a thorough investigation of the premises. Despite the valiant and not-at-all stifled search, no suspect has been found, but what WAS found will ABSOLUTELY SHOCK YOU TO THE VERY CORE OF YOUR BEING CAUSING YOU TO QUESTION THE MEANING OF OUR VERY EXISTENCE AS A SPECIES. Maybe. More from The Babylon Bee.
