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Facts About Flock Cameras
Flock cameras are causing everyone to freak out, so The Babylon Bee launched an investigation into Flock Safety to separate fact from fiction.
Here is everything you need to know about Flock cameras. The Babylon Bee offers the full scoop.
Libertarians Roll The Tables
Then Libertarians take control of the 2026 midterm elections. Has AI pulled a fast one, or could those limp-wristed dope smokers actually be in charge? Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
McConnell Goes On The Record
Senator Mitch McConnell isn’t doing too many interviews these days, but The Babylon Bee’s Travis got the opportunity to sit down with the man, the myth, and the legend himself.
She’s Hot However You Slice It
We asked AI to prove that Sydney Sweeney would be just as attractive if she dressed more modestly. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Founding Fathers’ Dinosaur Fix
We asked AI to simulate how the Founding Fathers would react to our time, and it came out way different than we expected.
Watch as Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson and George Washington return via the miracles of time travel and AI. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Racist Costumes At Target?
Retail giant Target came under fire this week for selling a “Blacklight Circus Clown Halloween Costume,” which essentially amounted to a kid in blackface dressed like a Jim Crow-era minstrel.
They apologized and to make things better they have introduced 7 new totally non-racist costumes. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Clancy Rises Among Democrats
After a controversial mistrial, Lindsay Clancy is now the front-runner to be the Democratic nominee for President in 2028. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
America In Mourning
America grieves as Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, return to Great Britain. Here’s more The Babylon Bee.
Why Would AI Lie To You?
We asked AI tom give us the unbiased facts about data centers. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
