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Mamdani Can’t Invade Poland
New York City Mayor Zphran Mamdani was forced to admit that he sadly lacks the legal authority to invade Poland, even though that means he can’t follow through on his promises to take care of all the Jews. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Bowl Of Mormon Swear Words
What are the top 10 cereals that sound like Mormon swear words? Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
How Will World War III Unfold?
We asked AI to simulate World War 3 so that we can all be better prepared for what may come. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
New Mexico: A Democrat Utopia
Tired of your ordinary, boring life in a red state?
Why not visit…New Mexico? Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Trailer: Smile 3
Here comes the latest horror movie, SMILE 3.
He smiles. You vote. You die.
This time, the Monstrosity is Mayor Mamdani and his socialist policies. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Why Does Nolan Hate Rabbits?
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey has come under fire from historians and online critics for one unforgivable historical inaccuracy: Turning the famous large wooden rabbit into a horse.
Viewers and scholars are demanding answers. Why replace the historically accurate Trojan Rabbit with a horse? Is this Hollywood revisionism? Artistic license gone too far? Or just another case of studios refusing to respect ancient source material? Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Exposing The Jews
The Babylon Bee finally exposes everything about the Jews in this documentary of hard-hitting investigative journalism.
This documentary about the Jews will change everything you thought you knew about them. Is this the most dangerous documentary ever made?
Diarrhea: It’s Not Your Friend
A friendly PSA on how to defend yourself from the explosive diarrhea parasite experts say may be found in fresh produce. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Mad Marx
In a nightmarish future where gasoline is strictly rationed by the government and “equality” means everyone starves together, one road warrior refuses to comply.
When the socialist overlords led by Toe Cutter seize control of the last remaining fuel, the road warrior goes full throttle to deliver precious gasoline for the struggling people of Scrap Town — dodging warlords, fuel confiscators and mandatory wealth redistribution checkpoints along the way. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
