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Woke Jesus Calms Climate

Behold! Woke Jesus is awoken in the middle of a Biblical raging storm to tackle his biggest challenge yet: climate change! Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

The Empire State Is Quaking

What’s going on over at the Empire State Building in New York City? Here’s more from Fox You.

What A Kick To The Balls!

The worst appointment of President Donald Trump’s first term, Amy Coney Barrett, delivered a kick to his balls, signing on board with the Democrats and often corrupt John Roberts to extend birthright citizenship. She might not be as homely as the Democrat women on the court, but they are all dealing with a few loose screws. Here’s more from Meme the Left.

Tax The Rich Up The Wazoo!

Gavin Newscum and Zohran Mamdani are together, doing their finest Beavis and Butthead impersonations. Here’s more from The United Spot.

Are You Suffering From Stupid?

Democrats aligned against the SAVE America Act are suffering from an insidious disease — stupidity?

Why can’t they agree with 80 percent of their fellow citizens? Is their cure for their illness? Let’s hear from Dr. Donald Trump and his medical assistant J.D. Vance on a new edition from The United Spot.

Welcome To The Daytime Circus

Why did Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson turn into such vile freaks? They’re all just paid puppets. Here’s more from DFF.

They Can’t Resist The Rocket

Elon Musk just became a trillionaire. So we asked AI to predict what will happen now that he is a trillionaire.

What do you think of this artificial intelligence simulation? Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

A Second Civil War?

What would happen if Civil War broke out in the United States again in 2026?

Thankfully, with modern AI technology, we no longer need to wonder. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Adam Schiff: Melon Mouth!

Elon Musk has had enough of Adam Schiff. Here’s more from DFF.

TDS Classes, Anyone?

Barack Obama just opened his new Presidential Library in Chicago, and most of the guests appeared to be suffering Trump derangement syndrome. Here’s more from The United Spot.

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