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He introduces a new twist on the Pythagorean Theorem. Never date a woman who’s younger than half your age plus seven years.
Welcome to the Democrat Family, where the mansion is creepy, the characters are outrageous, and the family business is anything but normal!
Step inside this twisted political comedy featuring Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Bernie Sanders, Kamala Harris, AOC, and the rest of the gang in a bizarre parody inspired by the iconic Addams Family.
Here’s more from The United Spot.
