We’re Under Attack From Satan
Melonie Mac and Chrissie Mayr teamed up for a second ‘livestream’ following their disastrous first encounter and subsequent public humiliation at the hands of Brittany Venti and the wider internet. This time, it wasn’t to sweep for the Quartering – it was to to blame all their problems on ‘the devil’.
No really.
The devil works through the haters. God also had a hand in their recent drama, somehow. He was pruning Chrissie’s bush and humbling her. So it was the devil doing it and God doing it simultaneously. Also — Melonie Mac’s laugh is specifically annoying at the 2kHz frequency range. I analyzed the EQ. I have found the product for her embattled husband Johnny Junkers.
LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.
