The Unhinged Lady Meatloaf
Lady Meatloaf is COMPLETELY UNHINGED 💀
Lady Meatloaf is running for Senate in Maine and we could not be more delighted.
Ashley Webb — a large man who bears an uncanny resemblance to a certain rock legend — recently appeared in a Democratic US Senate debate alongside three completely normal human candidates: a former senior government official, a space weather forecaster, and a bloke whose wife cashed in her 401k so he could open a brewery.
And then there’s Lady Meatloaf, swaying like a metronome, mumbling about the reflecting pool algae, and explaining that his single biggest policy platform revolves around ‘bathroom access’.
We also cover Lady Meatloaf’s Reddit history — which involves a ‘monthly cycle’, a karyotype of XY, and a theory about what’s causing it that we’ll let you discover for yourself. Here’s more from Bearing.
