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Santa Does Stand-Up

Santa Claus, aka Rodney Norman, gives his 2020 take on Christmas and the holiday season, much to the delight of a masked audience in this adventure of the lighter side of life.

In determining your behavior in the past year, Santa says, “It’s actually much easier to tell if you’ve been naughty or nice because of Tik Tok.” And, he adds, “But of course people will say if I’m naughty am I going to get a lump of coal? We used to give coal, but over the years it has become rather cost privative. So, instead of coal we just give out gift cards to Applebee’s and/or scented candles.” Here’s more wisdom and hilarity from Santa on Dry Bar Comedy.

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Hillary Definitely Offensive

“A new poll shows that the new Hillary Clinton so-called charm offensive is getting mixed results,” Jodi Miller reports. “For instance, most Americans don’t think Hillary is charming, however, they do find her offensive.” Miller also takes aim at Jeb Bush, Stephen Colbert, Super Gonorrhea, Applebee’s, Susan Sarandon and Starbucks in this edition of NewsBusted.

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