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This Is Fat Defiance In 2026

FatCon 2026 is upon us and this year’s theme is Fat Defiance — which sounds like it means defying fat, but does not mean defying fat. It is actually a fundraising campaign asking people to donate money to NAAFA, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, so that low-income fatties can attend FatCon on scholarship.

FatCon itself, as it turns out, is essentially just a horny fat convention where people get tied up in rope, sit-twerk in wheelchairs, and grind on each other in hotel lobbies before heading to the back rooms. There is also fat Santa for some reason.

The fundraiser has tiered membership levels including Chubby Champion and Fat Freedom Fighter. The base tier is five dollars a month. SugarTits and I spent some time thinking about what the catering bill looks like at the annual general meeting. LET’S GO!! Here’s more from Bearing.

Night Trump Saved Christmas

Trump saves Christmas when Santa Claus catches a cold. Here’s more from Mr. Reagan.

Santifa

Ho HomHo! An Antifa Santa gets pulled down and arrested outside a federal facility in Portland, Oregon. They’ve been naughty in the Pacific Northwest again. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

Who Is Santa? A Deep Dive

The truth about Santa and Christmas is far deeper than the stories we grew up with.

In this episode, we break down the real origins of Santa Claus, the history of Christmas, and the surprising blend of Christian, pagan, Norse, and commercial influences that shaped the holiday we celebrate today. Here’s more from Robbi On The Record.

Bizarre History Of Santa Claus

How much do you really know about Santa Claus? The story is one strange and weird history dating back over a thousand years. The original St. Nicholas of Bari was said to have rescued 3 children out of poverty, saved innocent soldiers from wrongful execution, and even chopped down a tree that was reportedly possessed. St. Nick was also at the Council of Nicaea, which was the crucial turning point of Christianity and a huge spark of controversy for the Catholic Church. Learn the true history missing from all the Christmas movies.

Then hear about another, darker Christmas figure who emerged for naughty children: Krampus. He is a horned, demon-goat figure who carries a sack and kidnaps children. Once upon a time, St. Nick and Krampus would supposedly go out together, and the bad children would be taken away or beaten with rods and sticks while the good ones would get toys.

Did these two figures merge, and that’s how today’s “Santa Claus” was born? Where did the red coat come from? And how did Coca-Cola influence what we know as Santa Claus?

Tune in to discover all of this, plus the weekly Mandela Effect and the Metaphysical Minute segments. on Rise.TV’s The Edge of Wonder, hosted by Ben Chasteen and Rob Counts.

Santa Announces Retirement

Citing concerns about wokeness, stiff competition from Amazon, and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he’s hanging up the hat and belt for good. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Santa Announces Retirement

Citing concerns about wokeness, stiff competition from Amazon, and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he’s hanging up the hat and belt for good. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Santa Announces Retirement

Citing concerns about wokeness, stiff competition from Amazon, and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he’s hanging up the hat and belt for good. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Santa Announces Retirement

Citing concerns about wokeness, stiff competition from Amazon, and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he’s hanging up the hat and belt for good. Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.

Santa Overthrows Government!

He made his list. He checked it twice!

He knows what they’re up to, And he’s done playing nice!

Santa Claus is burning It down! Here’s more from FreedomToons.

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