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They’re Coming For Your Guns

Lower the American flag to half mast and raise the false flag high and with pride, because there’s been yet another mass shooting on U.S. soil. And that doesn’t sit well with Whatsherface, who asks, “Does anybody smell bullshit? Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me; fool me three times and it’s probably a white guy!”

As Rahm Emmanuel once told President Obama, “Never let a good crisis go to waste.” After the media failed in spectacular fashion by identifying the perpetrator of the mass shooting in Boulder, Colo., as a white man, they decided to double down. When it was revealed the perpetrator was in fact a Syrian refugee with ISIS sympathies, the shameless media didn’t issue apologies for their condemnation of an entire race. They just claimed he was in fact white. Perhaps reality is something the media exists outside of.

That narrative of him being a white man didn’t last long, though, as it was just damage control for their incompetent “reporting,” and when one narrative is no longer relevant, they simply move to the next bullet on their narrative checklist–it’s the guns! And that’s when President Biden moved immediately to the gun-control mantra.

So what’s wrong with disarming the people for their own safety? Whatsherface says ask the 1 million Armenians after they were disarmed, but before they were genocided, or the 2 million Cambodians who were killed by Pol Pot, or the 24 million Russians killed by Stalin. Here’s more with Whatsherface.

Acosta Accosted At CPAC

CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta gets a taste of his own medicine as he arrives in Florida for the CPAC convention. A reporter from The Federalist interrupts the maniacal Acosta as he’s being interview by another network, asking why CNN refuses to the cover the Gov. Cuomo scandals in New York.

Watch closely as the usually confident Acosta gets nervous and rattled. Later in the clip, a bevy of reporters corner Acosta and also get in on the action. Guess it’s true what they say–turnaround is fair play.  Here’s more from The News Junkie’s Archives.

Welcome To The Upside Down

Whatsherface gives us an unusual take on the nonsense of the COVID-19 pandemic and its nonsensical Draconian restrictions. In a brilliant, thought-out soliloquy, she takes aim on the Deep State establishment, opening with: “Good evening, and welcome to the upside down. Where what you see, can never be, and what you know, just isn’t so. Where bad is good and wrong is right. Where truth went down without a fight.”

She ventures into the consequences of the virus, zeroing on the alleged cure–vaccinations–while leveling a double jab at the infamous Bill Gates. “’It’s super safe,’ the doctor said. Even if you end up dead, because the antidote can’t kill you since it’s the leading cause of coincidence. Now roll up your sleeve and let’s go, I’ll take you through the backwards show. Where doctors kill and science shills for our lord and saviour, a man named Bill.”

And Whatsherface’s closing is classic: “Thank you very much for visiting THE UPSIDE DOWN! Now please return to the circus with the rest of the clowns.” Tune in to digest her entire work of “Welcome to the Upside Down.”

Your Next Stop …

The ever irrational and master of the flip-flop, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has gone the way of Rod Serling and the “Twilight Zone.” In this hilarious parody of the iconic TV show of the 1950s-60s, watch Dr. Fauci jabber his way through the oft-controversial vaccine and mask debate. It never ends. Courtesy of John Talks.

1900 Or The Last President

Sir Patrick Mack of In Pursuit of Truth fame offers a dramatic reading of the Ingersoll Lockwood novel 1900 Or The Last President. This dystopian novel is undoubtedly Lockwood’s bets known work although he also wrote a series of Baron Trump children’s stories!

We’re Yelling Timber

As judgment day closes in on the sinister Deep State, patriots are ready to celebrate with the Trump Dance, after we send these corrupt and senseless criminals into oblivion. Get ready, it’s going down and we’re yelling timber!

Lyin’ Joe Biden

Political blogger Doug Tennapel has fun with fake President-elect Joe Biden’s pseudo unification speech, following the chaos in Washington, D.C. earlier this week. The stumblin’, bumblin’ head of the Biden Crime Family seemed to be forcing his words, while at times slurring badly. Says Tennapel, “Here’s Joe Biden briefly awakening from his coma to make a comment.”

And as per the Deep State, the radical, corrupt far Left and the Democrat Party, Biden spewed lie upon lie, while denouncing and blaming innocent conservative Trump supporters for the insanity on Capitol Hill on Wednesday. Here’s more with David TenNapel in Exile.

You’ve Been Warned

The historic Georgia Senate runoff elections are no longer about the Peach State, but about the future of America. The election will determine the balance of the Senate and the balance of power for the entire U.S. government.

Should GOP incumbents David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler lose, the Democrat Party will seize control  of Congress and the White House. Hopefully, that’s just another Disney-like fairytale. Former Arkansas Governor and Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee explained it like only he can: “If Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi are given a gas pedal and no breaks, our heads will spin with the changes they’re going to push on us. We might end up with a runaway train with big and expensive and expansive government.”

It’s a scary thought, indeed. Here’s Huckabee with more analysis.

Liberty Stocking Stuffers

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, especially at the malls across the country. Despite a myriad of restrictions due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the American tradition of shopping for gifts is in full force.

And that includes consumer advocate John Stossel, who asks, “What should I give a person who wants to learn about liberty?” How about a book? Stossel reviews six books that tackle the tyranny of big government intervention, including Free to Choose, by Nobel Prize-winning economist Milton Friedman and his wife, Rose. The couple explains in plain English how limiting government creates prosperity. Milton Friedman once said, “Put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there would be a shortage of sand.” Here’s more with Stossel.

5 Biggest Turkeys Of The Week

In honoring the Thanksgiving holiday theme, Newsmax’s Grant Stinchfield brings us the five biggest turkeys of the week in the political spectrum. And right smack at the top of the list is Bumblin’ Joe Biden. While delivering his Thanksgiving Day message to the nation off a teleprompter, Biden came to complete stop when attempting to figure out the word “psalm.” Though he professes to be a devout Roman Catholic, he didn’t succeed, instead saying, “the palmist.” And you say he wants to lead our nation? Not happening.

Stinchfield features four more turkeys–three of them lame Democrats and one turncoat RINO–including beleaguered California Gov. Gavin Newsom. Tune in to hear the gobbledygook.

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