The Reptile
The Reptile, today’s Trillion Dollar Movie, comes from Britain’s Hammer Films horror factory that produced scores of Frankenstein, Dracula and Mummy movies. The monster in this 1966 feature is a little different — a she-devil who can transform into a venomous Queen Cobra snake. Her victims turn sickly green and begin foaming at the mouth before succumbing to what local villagers euphemistically call “the black death.”
It all takes place, circa 1900, in Clagmore Heath, a remote town nestled among the moors of Cornwall, England. This is prime, howling-at-the-moon werewolf territory, but here the monster is instead an Oriental occult freak. Her father, a doctor of theology, had traveled to India, Java, Sumatra and Borneo to study secret Asian religious sects. After he got too close to a deadly snake cult in the jungles of Borneo, its high priests put a curse on his family — transforming his winsome daughter into the killer snake woman.
Horrified, the doctor has returned with her to England, hoping to break the evil spell and find a cure for her malignant condition. She is actually quite beautiful, kind and artistic — for instance, she plays a mean sitar. But when temperatures rise, better not go walking out on the moors or you might slither into her hideous, scaly alter-ego. Her presence mortifies the locals, who are already a cold and suspicious bunch, shunning all outsiders. As the village idiot, Mad Pete, blurts out, “This is an e-e-e-evil place, corrupt and e-e-e-evil.”
The Reptile has a few gaping plot holes and doesn’t contain a lot of gore, but it’s got chilling atmosphere to spare, and is well-mounted by director John Gilling, especially considering that, in a cost-saving measure, he was simultaneously shooting Plague of the Zombies at the same time, using the same locales, sets, props and many of the same actors. Australian Ray Barrett plays the obstinate newcomer who goes poking around to solve the mystery of the moors. Noel Willman is the creepy Dr. Franklyn and Jacqueline Pearce his ill-fated daughter. This film later served as one of the many inspirations for Ken Russell’s Lair of the White Worm. Enjoy and return next Friday for another Trillion $ Movie.
UPDATE: Unfortunately, the full movie has been removed from YouTube. Until or unless it is reposted, here is the trailer.
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The premise: A pandemic bacterial plague has wiped out everyone except Price, spared by virtue of having once been bitten by a vampire bat in Panama, inoculating him from the disease. He leads a lonely, monotonous existence, scavenging by day for food and supplies, and seeking out the vampire lairs so he can put them out of their misery by driving wooden stakes through their hearts. At nights, he retreats to a boarded-up sanctuary, blaring jazz records and drinking scotch, while the vampires gather outside, clamoring for his head.
Will you be tainted by watching it now? Let’s just say, if Mondo Hollywood came out today, it wouldn’t be slapped with an X rating or even an R, more likely a stiff PG-13. There are a few scenes of topless women, or as the poster boldly promises “Topless Girls! Trip Girls! Freak-Out Girls! Body Painted Girls! Mind Blowing Girls! Cycle Girls!” But by and large, the visuals are tame by today’s standards.
Shatner portrays cowboy veterinarian Rack Hansen, working in concert with entomologist Diane Ashley (Bolling), to exterminate the threat posed by the super-venomous, eco-freak spiders. Shatner fits the role to a tee. He gets to ride a horse, lasso a lady and, in a hair-raising display of bravado, endure an eight-legged arachnid scampering on his cheeks. Bolling, the sexy blonde from the drive-in hit Candy Snatchers, demonstrates even more resolve.
Gorgo, this week’s Trillion Dollar Movie, might be mistaken for a British riff on Godzilla, except for one important fact: Godzilla was fashioned after The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, made in 1953 by none other than Eugene Lourie, the creator of Gorgo. Thus, Lourie wasn’t guilty of plagiarism when he shot the widescreen Gorgo in 1961, using a radiant Technicolor. Instead, he was re-appropriating his own original concept, after it had been recycled and rejuvenated in Japan.
Somewhere on the spectrum between Frankenstein and Re-Animator, you’ll find today’s Trillion Dollar Movie: The Brain That Wouldn’t Die. But it’s a sleazier, low-budget example of this horror genre, shot on the cuff in 1959 and finally released in 1962 after writer-director Joseph Green secured a distribution deal.
To the accompaniment of a wailing saxophone, his search takes him to the Moulin Rouge strip club, the Miss Body Beautiful contest and, ultimately, to the artist studio where a disfigured, man-hating model poses for a gaggle of leering cameramen. The women he’s stalking are quite cheeky, one saying, “Who’s to tell me to blow if I don’t want to?” Meanwhile, Jan is back at the lab, plotting her revenge with a cone-headed monster, resembling Sloth from The Goonies, mistakenly created by one of Dr. Bill’s earlier experiments that went awry. The dialogue is priceless as Jan tells the creature: “I’m only a head, and you’re whatever you are, but together, we’re strong.”


