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GODZILLA

Godzilla was not only the first, but also the most enduring of all the Kaiju, or Japanese movie monsters. In truth, he wasn’t the first. The Japanese did create a King Kong knock-off  way back in the 1930s. But the difference is Godzilla had staying power. He has appeared in nearly 30 features since ripping down his first electrical transmission wires and hurling his first cars in 1954.

A nuclear mutant, Godzilla often is seen as a metaphor for the Atomic Age. But some analysts also believe he stands as a symbol of Japan’s evolving relationship with the United States — first, icy-cold and hostile, and then later, warm and fuzzy. Likewise, Godzilla, ravaged Tokyo and surroundings in his early forays from Monster Island but has been more likely to defend Earth from alien invaders in recent times.

Godzilla goes by many different names. In Japan, he is known as Gojira — combining the Japanese words for gorilla (“gorira”) and whale (“kujira”). But he often is referred to as the King of the Monsters, the Big G or a host of other nicknames.

Although his appearance has evolved along with his persona, some of his distinguishing  traits have remained constant. His roar, for instance, is unmistakable, as well as the withering heat ray, or “atomic breath,” he uses to blast enemies. He’s a gritty fighter, and has proven practically invincible, withstanding not only brutal beat-downs but also extremes of hot and cold, including submersion in magma and being buried in ice. His eyes might be beady, but he’s brainy — the smartest and most resourceful of the monsters, allowing him to outwit his few, more physically endowed challengers.

We’re not going to chronicle the 28 Godzilla films because there’s so many of them and they only represent a small facet of his fame. He has appeared in both Marvel and Dark Horse comic books, in novels, video games and several TV series. To understand his broad cultural significance, read William M. Tsutsui’s marvelous paean Godzilla On My Mind: Fifty Years of the King of the Monsters, published in 2004.

Godzilla’s original 1954 roar.

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A nice compilation of killer Godzilla moves, mostly from Godzilla Vs. King Ghidorah (1991).

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Tomorrow’s featured monster: Gorosaurus

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GIGAN

A cyborg from outer space, Gigan was the first robotic monster to square off against Godzilla. He’s also among the more fearsome looking and lethal of Godzilla’s opponents — the first ever to draw blood from the Big Guy. Gigan is practically a walking stiletto — with hooks in place of  hands and feet, and a spinning buzzsaw protruding from his stomach. Sometimes, these accessories get embellished. For instance, the hooks can morph into explosive-tipped blades or even chainsaws. In at least one instance, he’s got a swiveling laser gun mounted on his forehead.

He also can send his foes reeling by battering them at supersonic speeds. It’s said he can travel up to Mach 400 while encased in a diamond-shaped shuttle in space. Even after entering the Earth’s atmosphere, Gigan can fly at blazing speeds.

It comes as no surprise, then, that he has attracted a legion of hardcore fans. But the fact remains: Gigan is a loser. No matter how many times he seems just about to overpower Godzilla, in the end, Gigan always get whipped, always retreats back into space nursing his wounds, regrouping to fight again another day.

Another black mark against Gigan: His screen appearances have come in some of the tackiest Godzilla movies of all time. For instance, in Godzilla Vs. Gigan, the 1972 film where this space cyborg first rears his ugly mug, the Godzilla suit is visibly worn and tattered, literally falling apart by the final reel. In my book, Gigan’s overrated, but many fanboys would certainly take issue with that statement.

 Here’s the original Godzilla Vs. Gigan trailer. The one big plus for the picture: Besides the two titled monsters, the three-headed King Ghidorah and Anguirus are also on the rampage, so the Battle Royales get fierce.

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Tomorrow’s featured monster: Godzilla

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BARAGON

Baragon looks cute, with big, floppy bat ears. But do not underestimate his powers! He apparently was spawned somewhere near a raging volcano, as he can fire a deadly heat ray from his mouth. It’s akin to Godzilla’s spiral ray, although not as overwhelming.

Baragon is smaller than other Japanese movie monsters, but can’t be budged when he’s lodged squarely on all four legs. When he stands upright on two legs, watch how quick and agile he becomes. He can leap like a rabbit and, upon landing, has been known to touch off earthquakes. Another distinguishing trait: The Rhino horn protruding from his head, allowing him to burrow into the Earth and release magma. His name is derived from the Japanese words for rose  (“bara”) and shape (“gon”), presumably a reference to a petal-shaped plate on its back.

Baragon first arose from the bowels of the planet in Frankenstein Vs. Baragon, a 1965 film also sometimes known as Frankenstein Conquers the World. He resurfaced in Destroy All Monsters (1968), penned up with Godzilla and all of the other terrors on Monster Island. After falling under the mind control of aliens, he’s dispatched to attack Paris and demolish the Arc de Triumph by digging below ground and weakening its foundation. More recently, Baragon made a guest appearance in a Pokemon cartoon.

Here’s the original Japanese trailer for Frankenstein Vs. Baragon. There’s a minute and a half of buildup before Baragon begins to unleash his fury. The English-speaking actor, by the way, is Nick Adams, who you’ll remember as Johnny Yuma from the TV Western “The Rebel” — that is, if you were around in the 1960s.

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Tomorrow: Biollante

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ANGUIRUS

Welcome to Know Your Monster. Every day through the month of March, we’ll introduce a different movie monster, mostly from Japan, although we’ve added a couple of ringers from Denmark and South Korea just to give the series a little more international breadth. The Japanese call these monsters “Kaiju,” which translates into English as “strange beasts.” Follow this series daily through March, and by the end of the month, you’ll be well on your way toward becoming a Kaiju expert. At the minimum, you’ll be able to recognize these creatures, and know the difference between Guilala and, say, Gyaos.

First up out the chutes, by virtue of coming first in alphabetical order: Anguirus. Here are the Anguirus vitals.

Looks: Mutant Ankylosaur, essentially a spiked turtle but also embodying features from the rhinoceros and crocodile.
Distinguishing characteristics: Originally an arch-enemy of Godzilla, later an ally. Bleating roar to express anger. Uses spikes and horns as primary weapons, and also has a nasty bite. Boasts a good “fake” move, hurling himself backwards against his foes.
Origins: First appeared in the second Godzilla movie, Godzilla Raids Again (1955), released in the US four years later as Gigantis, the Fire Monster. Anguirus has returned many times not only to battle Godzilla, but also Mechagodzilla, King Ghidorah and other Kaiju.

Here’s Anguirus’ distinct roar.

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Now, let’s watch the big guy in action, pairing with Godzilla in a tag-team match against Gigan and King Ghidorah. This Battle Royale is from Godzilla Vs. Gigan (1972).

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Tomorrow: Meet Atragon

Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla

Later today, we’ll be launching a new, month-long series — Know Your Monster — celebrating Japan’s fantastic movie monsters. Each day through March, we’ll present a clip introducing a new monster wreaking havoc and destruction, often upon Tokyo, but sometimes on a global scale. To kick off this series in style, today’s Trillion Dollar Movie revolves around the granddaddy of all Japanese movie monsters, Godzilla or Gojira. Our feature is Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, the 14th movie in the Godzilla franchise, released in Japan in 1974 and three years later in the United States. It’s one of the better Godzilla sequels, popular enough that it spun off its own sequel (The Terror of Mechagodzilla) and a couple of remakes.

Stateside, it was originally called Godzilla Vs. the Bionic Monster to capitalize on the popularity at that time of The Six Million Dollar Man and The Bionic Woman.  But when the producers of those TV shows objected, the Bionic Monster was rechristened Mechagodzilla. He’s a titanium robot fascimile of the real Godzilla, under the power of mysterious space aliens intent on conquering the Earth. Just where do they originate? Their commander spills the beans, declaring he’s from “the Third Planet of the Black Hole.” They look humanoid, but kill them and they turn into monkeys, a ruse no doubt inspired by Planet of the Apes.

In a bit of a plot twist for the series, Godzilla isn’t a holy terror but rather the Earth’s savior, called upon to whip Mecha’s butt. Godzilla has a bizarre ally, a giant Pekinese dog named King Seesar. There’s also a fetching lady archaeologist who wears short skirts and go-go boots on the job. Now, that a fashion maven! While the dialogue is silly and the dubbing hilariously weird, the action is fast-paced and often spectacular, especially the final grudge-match between Godzilla and his nemesis from outer space. Enjoy, and do return again next Friday for another Trillion $ Movie.

(EDITOR’S NOTE: This one is no longer available free online so we bring you a good clip collection of Mechagodzilla.)

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Gorgo

Gorgo, this week’s Trillion Dollar Movie, might be mistaken for a British riff on Godzilla, except for one important fact: Godzilla was fashioned after The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, made in 1953 by none other than Eugene Lourie, the creator of Gorgo. Thus, Lourie wasn’t guilty of plagiarism when he shot the widescreen Gorgo in 1961, using a radiant Technicolor. Instead, he was re-appropriating his own original concept, after it had been recycled and rejuvenated in Japan.

The premise: A volcanic eruption off the coast of Ireland awakens a prehistoric monster who wreaks havoc on a fishing village. Disaster gets temporarily averted, however, when a couple of greedy adventurers capture the creature and haul it off to a circus in London. They’re warned by a young boy, Sean, to let the monster go.  “It’s a bad thing you’re doing,” the urchin cautions,”…a terrible bad thing.”

Sean speaks the truth. Soon after the bellowing Gorgo is put on public display, resigned to disgrace and captivity much like Kong Kong, who should surface but the critter’s mother, 10 times taller and 10 times more ferocious. Navy carriers, submarines, fighter jets, tanks and flamethrowers can’t stop Lady G’s quest to rescue her boy. In no time, the Tower Bridge, Big Ben, Soho and Piccadilly Circus have all been trashed and smashed. Never mind that this she-beast is really a man in a latex suit, tearing apart miniature sets. Except for her wrinkly ab muscles, she’s one mighty lean, mean and green fighting mutha.

Sadly, this is the MST3k presentation of Gorgo, because the original version, sans snark commentary, has been removed from YouTube. It’s still quite worth a look. Hope you enjoy, and do join us again next Friday for another Trillion ($) Movie.

Here Comes Godzilla

On WTVR CBS 6 in Richmond, Virginia, weatherman Aaron Justus provides the last weather forecast you’ll ever need. Justus punctuates his forecast with some golden advice: “If you ever do see a sleeping coyote, do not awake it. Bad idea.” H/T American Digest

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