Hawking Wheelchair Bites Dust
You know times are strange when the comedians are more honest — and believable — than the so-called journalists. Here, standup comedian Danny Polishchuk sadly reveals that the Stephen Hawking Signature Wheelchair — The Predator — has been discontinued.
It likely has to do with Hawking’s visits to Jeffrey Epstein’s Little St. James Island. But who can really be surprised, after all? We always knew Hawking was into black holes!
Not everyone is impressed by Stephen Hawking’s studlike display of manhood. Ryan Long says he would refuse to date any woman who got swerved by The Hawk.
