Just A Few Roundhouse Liars
Standup comedian Ryan Long catches up with a few of Jeffrey Epstein’s buddies.
You know, the ones who abhorred Epstein’s island so much they had to go back five or six times to tell everyone off.
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
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When AI’s At Your Shoulder
What happens when you’re training the AI (Artificial Intelligence) that’s scheduled to replace you?
Let’s check in with Dillon Harding, a strategic accounts coordinator. Here’s more from Ryan Long.
Trump To Invade Jupiter
Does President Donald Trump have a color wheel he spins before deciding which countries to invade?
He spins and the wheel lands on “Green.” Aha! Greenland.
Another spin, Yellow! You’re in trouble Kim Jong-un! Here’s more from Ryan Long.
I Woke Up Naked 147 Times
That one producer from the P. Diddy documentary who stayed around too long. Here’s more from Ryan Long.
Racism Test?
Does this man look like he speaks Cantonese — or Mandarin? Ryan Long administers the test to Danny Polishchuk.
Elon Musk: Cool Or Gay?
The Bro Council decides: Is Elon Musk cool? Or is he gay? Here’s more from Ryan Long.
The Government Has Shut Down
The left wants to get rid of guns, the right wants to eliminate illegal aliens.
But how can you decide between them when the government shuts down, and there’s no Big Daddy to tell you want to think? Here’s more from Ryan Long.
Trump, RFK And Autism!
Pregnant women are taking Tylenols because President Donald Trump says they shouldn’t.
Maybe it’s time for Trump to declare women shouldn’t take out the garbage. Or ever be late for a date. Or let their boy friends play video games! Here’s more from Ryan Long.
Am I Taking Crazy Pills?
Ryan Long admits: He just lost $800 betting that Brigitte Macron has a dick.
Macron’s evidence to prove she’s a woman: A photo of her parallel parking!
Here, Ryan also gets into the mental midget Jimmy Kimmel and President Donald Trump’s latest swaggering brags.
