Salty Cracker Goes Maoist!
What could possibly drive The Salty Cracker into the arms of the Communist Chinese? Yes, The Salty Cracker is tipping his fedora to Chairman Mao as he sides with the Chinese in their fight with Greta “Doomsday” Thunberg. The Chinese are fat shaming her, and that’s got The Salty Cracker jumping for joy!


