Woke Jesus Calms Climate
Behold! Woke Jesus is awoken in the middle of a Biblical raging storm to tackle his biggest challenge yet: climate change! Here’s more from The Babylon Bee.
Call Me Stormy
Finding righteous currents in turbulent times
Archive for the tag “climate change”
Almonds Are The Real Threat
Commencement speakers got booed this weekend for mentioning AI — by the same graduating class that used ChatGPT to write their papers.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down why the anti-AI panic is just climate anxiety with a new face, why Bernie Sanders and AOC’s plan to ban data centers is the worst idea in recent memory, and why China is absolutely loving every minute of our meltdown. Here’s more in a new episode of The Dumpster Fire from Phetasy.
Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Debate
Purple-haired Rep. Rosa DeLauro, a Democrat from Connecticut, loses it as Environmental Protection Agency Director Lee Zeldin schools her on landmark recent Supreme Court cases. DeLauro doesn’t know squat about any of the cases, but she runs her mouth yapping about climate change.
There’s a Democrat in action: Much heavier on the baloney and the bluster rather than the facts. Here’s more from Memology 101.
Our Gay Army Escapes Alive?!?
Bridget Phetasy breaks down why we’re living in a “Milli Vanilli” version of the 1990s, where nostalgia capitalism meets a very real threat of global conflict.
She dives into why two decades of gender theory ended the moment America decided to start “flexing” its military might again.
Plus, she calls out the “pick me” energy of legacy media stars desperate to stay relevant to a radicalized algorithm. Here’s Bridget’s latest Dumpster Fire.
AI Solved Climate Change
Bill Gates and the tech bros reverse course on climate change, confirming Bridget Phetasy’s number one rule: Never Trust A Tech Bro.
And you can now purchase your very own robot slave, but what color will you choose? Here’s more from Phetasy on a new Dumpster Fire.
