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Prada Parades Butt-Ugly Model

How did Hollywood prove its ability to foresee the future? Simply go back in time to the 2004 movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.

We might revel in the bravery of the hero Peter La Fleur (Vince Vaughn) or the mastery of the coach Patches O’Houlihan, played by Rip Torn. But was there ever a romantic Hollywood actress quite as homely as Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky, the dodgeball villain turned lover-girl played by Missi Pyle?

Well, now Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky has some real competition. Prada has hired Kamala Harris’ daughter Ella Emhoff to promote its brand of women’s designer sunglasses. Prada must be going for the butt-ugly look! What a joke on the marketing front. Here’s more from The Salty Cracker.

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