Back To Ignoring Soccer
The US men’s soccer team got knocked out of the World Cup by Belgium 4-1, and America responded by immediately going back to not caring about soccer.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Balogun red card, President Donald Trump calling the president of FIFA, and all the reasons why America will truly never care about soccer the way the rest of the world does.
Also: Two Russians illegally climbed the Empire State Building, got engaged at the top, and got arrested on the way down. She was raised in the circus. Obviously. Here’s Phetasy with a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.


