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04 Jun 2026

Is Woke Making A Comeback?

America is turning 250 and the birthday party is already a mess — every artist booked for the Freedom 250 celebration dropped out, but don’t worry, Vanilla Ice to the rescue.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down what the collapse says about the “vibe shift,” why woke is crawling out of hibernation, and why normie Americans still don’t want to be lectured – by anyone.

Also: Democrat Graham Platner’s never-ending scandals, UFC fights on the White House lawn during Pride Month, and the Donald Trump buffalo in Bangladesh who is apparently Bridget’s spirit animal. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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31 May 2026

It Wasn’t Israel’s Fault

Thomas Massie lost his Kentucky primary by 10 points and immediately blamed Israel. Bridget’s not buying it.

She breaks down why Massie lost his own constituents, why Israel derangement syndrome is the new woke, and why the anti-woke comedians who’ve gone down this road are starting to sound exactly like the people they used to make fun of.

Also: Trump trolling the right by saying he’ll run for prime minister of Israel. Here’s a new edition of The Dumpster Fire from Bridget Phetasy.

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27 May 2026

Hasan Piker Won’t Shut Up

Twitch streamer and communist LARPer Hasan Piker has been subpoenaed by the US Treasury over his Cuba trip — and instead of lawyering up, he immediately went on a livestream and started spilling everything. Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Piker legal saga, why the far left has always been allowed to play by different rules, and what it means that Elon’s baby mama ended up on a communist’s livestream giving away hoodies.

Also: A meditation on Podcastistan, the nihilistic slop economy, and why livestreams are the laziest form of entertainment ever invented. Here Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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14 May 2026

New Plague Or Nothing Burger?

A deadly virus is spreading around the globe. Health officials are scrambling to keep it contained. We’ve seen this movie before and we did not enjoy it.

But this time it’s a virus with a 40% mortality rate. Bridget Phetasy walks us through the hantavirus outbreak, how people are reacting to a potential Pandemic: The Sequel when our trust in our institutions is already shattered, and why the World Cup could be the accelerator event to a catastrophe.

Are any of us actually ready to do this again? Definitely not. Here’s more in a new episode of The Dumpster Fire.

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08 May 2026

Your Car Is Spying On You

There’s a kill switch being built into every new car in America by 2027 — and both parties voted for it with a smile.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the AI that decides if you’re too emotional to drive, why the mandatory seatbelt law was always a slippery slope, and how the surveillance state got built — not by the government, but by us, one smart home device and ignored terms of service at a time.

The Alexa, the Ring doorbell, the face scan to unlock your phone — we handed all of it over for the sake of convenience. Don’t worry though, you can opt out. You just won’t be able to participate in society. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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29 Apr 2026

Democrats’ Terrorist Problem

A gunman burst through the doors of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and opened fire — and somehow, within hours, Democrats were calling it a hoax.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the WHCD shooting, the shooter’s manifesto (which opens with “Hello everybody!”), and why his beliefs weren’t fringe at all — they were garden-variety, left-wing media talking points.

Also: Why is the left so comfortable with assassination culture, and what does Trump building a ballroom have to do with any of this? Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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26 Apr 2026

Theft, Piracy And Murder

Hasan Piker sat down with the New York Times Opinion podcast — alongside Jia Tolentino and Nadja Spiegelman — and made the case that murdering a healthcare CEO is “social protest” and stealing is activism. Nobody pushed back.

Bridget Phetasy and Mike Solana of Pirate Wires break down how assassination culture went from fringe rhetoric to the paper of record, what it means that the left has no “too far,” and why the New York Times mainstreaming a violent Marxist is the actual story. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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15 Apr 2026

Cry More, Libs!

Donald Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus Christ on Truth Social — on Orthodox Easter — and the right wing lost its mind.

Then he attacked the new Pope, called him “weak on crime,” and the memes wrote themselves.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the MAGA meltdown, the elite-tier internet reactions, and why this is just the Right’s version of virtue signaling. Here’s more on a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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25 Mar 2026

Champagne Socialists Tour Cuba

Bridget Phetasy reacts to the ultimate irony of “Champagne Socialists” vacationing in the poverty-stricken ruins of Cuba while praising the system that broke it.

Meanwhile, back in the states, Afroman is turning a botched police raid into a viral marketing masterpiece. It’s a tale of two worlds that proves one thing: Whether you’re a communist tourist or a rapper with a lemon pound cake, capitalism always wins in the end. Here’s more from Phetasy iu her latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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13 Mar 2026

Gay Face-Bashing Content

Bridget Phetasy goes on a journey down the Internet’s weirdest rabbit holes, so you don’t have to. After seeing the new “Clavicular” trailer at New York Fashion Week, she’s convinced we’ve officially entered the American Psycho era of masculinity.

From young men obsessing over bone structure like it’s a full-time job to the rise of the “Male Kardashians,” Bridget explains why most women would still rather date Shane Gillis than a guy who thinks his collarbones are a personality trait. Here’s more from Bridget in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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