France is on fire — again. Half a million people in the streets, Limoges city hall burned to the ground, the Louvre closed, and the BBC calling it “mostly peaceful.”
Bridget Phetasy connects the dots from BLM to Paris, the Louis Vuitton irony, why bologna might be our best weapon, and why America should be very, very grateful for the Second Amendment. Yes, we should all be grateful we have guns. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Women are not okay. After an insane few months — from the Lindsay Clancy “same” moms on TikTok, to the Sydney Sweeney backlash, to the Cornell 7, to Shane Gillis calling women whores (again) — Bridget Phetasy breaks down how we got here and what the solution might be. Here’s more in Phetasy’s latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Shane Gillis hosted Saturday Night Live for the third time and Hollywood’s outrage machine spun up right on schedule.
Variety declared he bombed. Dan Levy made an Instagram video. And all the whores are outraged.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down why the cancel attempt failed — again — and what that says about where we are now.
Plus: a woman survived her own execution in Tennessee, and the Army is livestreaming a firing squad. Here’s more in Phetasy’s latest edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Jordan Peterson warned Zohran Mamdani about this. On the third anniversary of October 7th, New York’s most progressive mayor tried to thread the needle — and got called a traitor by the people he was trying to please.
Bridget Phetasy breaks down how the left ate itself, why the debate has only gotten dumber three years later, and why these are the most privileged “revolutionaries” in the history of radicals. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Russia accidentally released the plague from a Siberian lab. MeToo is back just in time for election season.
France is burning. And cancel culture never actually died — it was just having a ketamine threesome.
Why does it feel like 2020 is repeating itself? Why are we having medieval problems in modern times? Here’s more from Bridget Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Will Texas go Blue?
Bridget Phetasy rants about Texas turning into California, why non-practicing white is the most glorious term ever, Gavin Newsom fishing, an uncomfortable conversation about race, and Mitch McConnell memes.
Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of the Dumpster Fire.
Twenty-five years late, but Bridget Phetasy has decided she hates the phrase “Never Forget.”
It’s passive, it requires nothing, and we slapped it on a bumper sticker and called it grief. She breaks down why Gen Z’s 9/11 memes are Gen X’s fault, why we didn’t guard the grief well, and why “Never Forget” should have been “Never Forgive.”
Also: Charlie Kirk’s assassination sits one day before 9/11 on the calendar now, and what that means for how we process tragedy in America. Here’s more from Bridget in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
You don’t need to be told a marriage is falling apart. You just need to look on Instagram. Bridget Phetasy breaks down the digital red flags she’s noticed for men and women on social media that always seem to come right before the end of a relationship. Here’s a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
Tonight Dumpster Fire hands out its first annual Beyond Parody Awards — The Phetasies — honoring the people who did more damage to their own movement than any opponent ever could. Congratulations to all our winners. You didn’t mean to help. But you did.
You’ll have to watch to find out the winners, but we’ll give you one clue: Phetasy believes Lindsay Clancy did more damage to feminism than any man could. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.
