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Signs Your Relationship’s Over

You don’t need to be told a marriage is falling apart. You just need to look on Instagram. Bridget Phetasy breaks down the digital red flags she’s noticed for men and women on social media that always seem to come right before the end of a relationship. Here’s a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Bitches Be Crazy. Officially…

Tonight Dumpster Fire hands out its first annual Beyond Parody Awards — The Phetasies — honoring the people who did more damage to their own movement than any opponent ever could. Congratulations to all our winners. You didn’t mean to help. But you did.

You’ll have to watch to find out the winners, but we’ll give you one clue: Phetasy believes Lindsay Clancy did more damage to feminism than any man could. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

 

We Live In Troll World

Milo Yiannopoulos spent a decade cheering mass deportations. Then ICE deported him.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the full Milo arc, what his deportation says about the culture he helped create, and how Trump’s renaming Lake Ontario relates to it all. Here’s a new edition of Phetasy’s The Dumpster Fire.

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What Dolly Parton Taught Us

America is addicted to victimhood and Bridget Phetasy has a 10-step program for getting off the victimhood drug, reclaiming your agency, and doing something esteemable instead of waiting to be rescued.

Also: Why the whole world stopping to mourn Dolly Parton gives Bridget hope that we still know what we actually value. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

How To Weed Out The Crazies?

How is anyone finding a normal person to date? You have to screen for Lindsay Clancy takes, porn brain, gender history, and Candace Owens opinions before the first drink arrives.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the pitfalls and dealbreakers of modern dating. Here’s her new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Future: Crazy-Eyed Females

The Lindsay Clancy case has broken women. They are flooding TikTok holding their babies while saying “Same, Lindsay” about a woman who strangled her three children.

They’ve raised nearly a million dollars for her parents. And they’re throwing ice into bathtubs to release their rage.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down what this mass psychosis says about where we are as a culture. Here’s her latest episode of The Dumpster Fire.

Illiterate Kids, Crying Teachers

America has a literacy crisis and the teachers are going viral on TikTok crying about it.

Gambling is more popular than reading. Harvard students are using ChatGPT to translate A Clockwork Orange because they think it’s in Old English.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down how we got here and who’s actually to blame in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

The Real Players of the WNBA

Two former NBA players have declared themselves eligible for the WNBA draft. One is six-foot-eight and says he “identifies as sometimes identifying as a woman, for purposes of basketball.”

The WNBA responded by holding a meeting, validating everyone’s feelings, and adjourning without a resolution.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down why this was always inevitable, why there’s no way to tell the “sincere” trans women from the bad actors, and why that’s always been the point. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Now, AOC’s Swapping Lies

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has a new name for the last decade of insanity — she’s calling it “Woke 1.”

Bridget Phetasy breaks down why the woke era didn’t start with COVID. She explains why the unwokening is a massive retcon, and why AOC is exactly as radical as she’s always been — she just learned to hide it because she’s running for president. Here’s more in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

Make America Normal Again

The normies showed up for everything this summer — and it was exactly what America needed. July 23rd was the biggest travel day in history. Spider-Man broke box office records. Shane Gillis set a Guinness World Record with 73,000 people at a comedy show. Ella Langley beat Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey.

Bridget Phetasy breaks down the Summer of the Normie, why the Doomers were wrong about everything, and why none of it matters if normies don’t start paying attention to the Democratic Socialists of America quietly winning elections while everyone was tubing down a river. You can’t have a normie America with commies winning elections. Here’s more from Phetasy in a new edition of The Dumpster Fire.

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